Jubby -- Well, tha ast fer it!
Ah cahn't think of owt rihmes wi' Joobly
Else Ah'd pen t'lass t'cuppul o' lihnes;
Ah've wreettun too menny awlreddy --
Awvadun it, joos lihke t'utha tihmes!
Ah doan't think Ah'll do moor this evenin' --
Wass that Ah 'ear? "Give it a rest!"?
Burappun t'morrer aw t'necks deh
Ah'll wreet Joobly wun uv me best!
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