Ah pledge t' thi reet noeauw, Eawr Lydier,
Naw moor annergrams frum me, dosta 'ear?
Me pawms frum noeauw un'll be strehtuns --
Bu' give oop me Lanky? Naw fear!
Ah knaw tharrit moithers sum people,
'N' uthas joos doan't unnerstand,
Burrah'l wrihte th'occehsional doggrul
Fer thi, lass, 'cos Ah think tha's grand!
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