FER OWER JACQUELINE
Ah'll tellee a tehle uv a lass us awl luvs,
'Er's cawld Jacqueline (a reet gradely nehme).
Mixin' strehnge drinks be 'er 'obby,
Screemin' Organisms 'er clehme t fehme.
Ah 'ear 'er 'ad jus' wun too many
(At leas' tharris wot theh do tell),
Fer at Chrismus oop in Newmarket
'Er did summat daft -- t'lass fell!
'Er weer awnly plehin' Gud Neighbours
Bah doin' t'gud deed fer necks door;
'Er weer trippin' betwixt t'two 'ouses,
Necks thing theer 'er be -- on t'floor!
Well, Ah miss thi mi dear, aye Ah do that!
Mi owd flower wot moor com Ah seh?
Saw 'urry oop theer lass 'n' get better . . .
Us 'ave a dehte sune -- cum Valuntihne's Deh!
BLOWICK/CUNNING FIEND
Saturday, January 17, 1998 at 22:01:34 (EST)
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