Valentine's Pawm 2001
(by Old Blowick)

'Appun Sumun'll remember! from Oop Nawth wrote on February 13, 2001, 17:41: 
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Ah ewsta reet pawms 'ere quihte offen
(Thaw that weer sum tihme agaw!)
Bu' then Ah knew moast uv t'lasses --
Lihke Dehle, Elehne 'n' Yung Flaw.

Them sims t' 'ave gun frum t'guessbuke --
But them's fresh in me memry still;
Theer's nobbut t'cuppul still in 'ere,
Lihke Tvor 'n' Christine 'n' Jill.

Burrapun theer's sum uv 'em lurkin'
'Oo rememba me efforts in t'past;
Saw fer them Ah'll try t' do summut,
'N' lihke last tihme Ah seh it's me last!

Fer Lanky 'as gun oeaut uv fashion, 
'N' pawtry's naw lunger in stihle;
But fer t'few as still lihkes me verses,
Ah joos 'awp Ah con still mehk thi smihle!

Wot prompted this 'ere lehtest doggrul
Weer lukin' at t'calender un t'wall
'N' seein' t'morra be speshul'un --
Saw Ah thowt "Lad, best gerron t'ball!

'N' do wot tha's dun in t'past 'ere,
'N' wreet awl yon lasses t'vurse,
'N' if tha doan't lihke it, doan't read it!" 
Tha knaws, Ah cud seh summut wurse!

Saw 'ere's t' t'lasses as cum 'ere,
'N' t' awl them as are rurly seen:
'Appy Valuntihne's Deh t' each wunna thi --
'N' speshly t' my JACQUELINE!