Greetings and welcome to another weekly update.It’s time for Shelley’s hen night and the girls are out in force at a pub disco in The Weatherfield Arms. There’s Bev, Tracy, Maria, Eileen, Sunita, Angela and Hayley - who’s in bits as she’s had some bad news. Her Aunty Marge (of Aunty Marge and Uncle Bert) has had a stroke and is in a bad way. Back at the Rovers, Sally tells Roy that Hayley’s more upset than he seemed to think she was so off Roy goes to the hen night to comfort his wife. Meanwhile at the disco there’s a couple of likely lads who want a bit of how’s your father but they’re not very cool, even for cats. (Sorry, couldn’t help but Squeeze that one in). One of the lads has a couple of tabs of rophynol which he plans to drop into Shelley’s drink and then rape her while she’s unconscious. ITV is clearly scraping the barrel here and I’m having trouble with this storyline and where it will lead to in my favourite soap. Anyway, Tracey spots the guy drugging Shelley’s drink but when she protests she ends up with all the girls thinking that she’s jealous that Shelley was getting chatted up and not her. A bit of a fight starts, the bouncers are called and then Ciaran walks in just in time to get a few punches thrown around his Irish eyes when he’d only popped by to see Sunita. Anyway, Tracey ends up with the rophynol in her bag where in a later episode – and I can’t believe I’m going to say this - she’ll use it on Roy Cropper to win a one penny bet against Bev that she can get any man she likes into bed - and then ends up pregnant with his baby. So there you have it, make of that what you will. Date-rape as a storyline? Please, let’s leave that to Eastenders, The Bill, Holby City, News at 10.
July 14, 2003
Greetings and welcome to another weekly update.New father Peter has too much on his mind. He forgets his appointment with Shelley and the vicar, is late for the rehearsal at the church and even though Shelley’s getting irritated with him, she clearly still loves him. Bev, on the other hand, has her suspicions about me-laddo and after giving a free whisky to a drunken Ciaran in the Rovers, (“Here, have this - it’s Irish” she tells him. “Noy terr’s a coincidensh” he replies), she gets a drunken confession that Peter has indeed got himself another woman. Realising what he’s admitted to, Ciaran tells Bev that Peter’s affair with this woman was months ago (nine months ago). He tells her Peter only loves Shelley – and all this happens moments after Peter tells Ciaran he wants to be with Lucy (his wife) and Simon (his son) more than he wants to be with Shelley (his fianc*e). Ah, such is the stuff of soap. Anyway, new mother Lucy is still as simpering as ever. To Peter at her bedside at the hospital: “I’ve only let you in to tell you I don’t want to see you any more” and then when she’s been sent home, by the door of her flat:“I can’t let you in, Peter, just go away” while simultaneously opening the door to let Peter in. What is it with this woman? She’s just had a bairn and Peter’s her only source of support? Where’s the health visitors, her mates and her family? Peter shops, cooks, changes nappies and tries to act the family man while preparing for wedding number two. Little does he know that Bev’s cottoned onto him now.
Greetings and welcome to another weekly wotsit. It's late because it's been a strange old week, did you find that too? Anyway, without any further ado here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.There's little that can beat a Coronation Street wedding and this one lived up to every expectation. There was a cheating groom, wife and baby of a cheating groom hovering at the church gate before baby started crying hand ad to be wheeled off home, an anxious bride, a knowing mother-in-law, and one of the bridesmaids trying to cop off with some bloke she'd just met. Failing to get her claws into him, Tracy then turned her attention to Roy and dropped the rohypnol in his champagne. Staggering out of the wedding reception, Tracey took Roy back to the Barlow's and up to her room. Yes! Tracey Barlow's bedroom where she'd been banished as a child to listen to tapes and never seen again till she was 21 while remaining as truculent as ever. In the most sleazy of storylines for which ITV should be ashamed, Tracey gets Roy into her bed (although he calls out to her, assuming she's Hayley - who's gone away to look after Uncle Bert). Roy is ashamed and thoroughly confused when he wakes the next morning alongside Tracey in her bed. Lifting her discarded bra from one of his shoes on the floor he gets dressed and tries to sneak out before Ken and Deirdre see him and offer him breakfast. Too late, he's spotted. "Would you like a cup of tea, Roy?" asks Ken, also confused. Roy gets back home to his flat and he showers, in tears, while back at the Barlow's Tracey confesses it was all done for a bet and a bit of a laugh - before Ken tells her to pack her bags and get out. Ken calls to see Roy to try to figure out what's happened. The shame of it is too much for Roy, he's a destroyed man. He feels he has to take responsibility for his own actions, and thinks it was the glass of champagne that he drank at the wedding. Being unused to alcohol, he's blaming himself, little knowing that he was drugged by the strumpet of the street for a one-penny bet and a tuppence-ha'penny plot.
July 28, 2003
Greetings and welcome to another weekly update. Come in, close the door and pull up a chair. No, not that one, it's mine. Pull up the other chair, that red one in the corner and wipe those crumbs off the seat with your sleeve before you sit down. There's some tea in the pot so just help yourself and you can have one of those biscuits as well if you like. I wouldn't, mind you, they've been in the cupboard since April last year. And now if you're comfy, I'll begin. So without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.
With nowhere to live and no-one who cares, Tracy's gone to stay with Bev at the Rovers while Roy tries to remember what happened in Tracy's bed. Roy's unable to cope at first so Ken helps him open up the café and tells him about Tracy's one-penny bet. Needless to say, gossip is rife and starts in the Kabin when Norris puts two and two together to make a very unlikely four. "Roy and Tracey?" he says, as his eyes twirl and his fingers twitch: "Tracey and Roy?". The Norris gossipometer goes off the scale. Roy goes to see Tracy at the Rovers for an explanation but psycho-babe Barlow takes responsibility for nothing and is ashamed of nowt. After Fiz visits Roy in the flat and sees a broken man, she's geared up for a punch up when she spies Tracy at the bar later. Giving her a good slap, Fiz tells Tracey "You mess with Roy again and I'll kill yer". I don't know about you, but I cheered. Clearly in no fit mental state to tackle a driving lesson, Roy tackles a driving lesson and gets a bit confused. He stalls the car in the middle of the street, leaves it and walks off. Coming around the corner is Todd and Tony in a car, brakes failing as they try to miss Roy's parked car and they smash into a wall. Todd's arm is in plaster, Tony's on crutches and Tony's girl Merle dumps him off at Eileen's front door saying she's had enough before she knocks him off his crutches. Eileen finally agrees to let Tony into the house after he drops £10 notes through the letter box and tells her he'll pay his way on what they both agree will be a temporary arrangement and a storyline for Eileen.
Determined to show Sunita that he's not the workshy layabout good for nothing that we all know he is, Ciaran starts work - behind the bar at the Rovers. Across a crowded shelf of Tunnocks Teacakes Dev's eyes meet Sunita's and he warns her that Ciaran doesn't love her and is just out for what he can get. But, Sunita's in love and she moves out of the flat above the shop and in (where?) with Ciaran. Or at least she could be in love… either that or she's playing the long game and testing Ciaran to make sure he's as true as he says he is before finding out he's not, dumping him, and marrying Dev instead. I do hope so, it'd be an alliterative dream come true: Ciaran the corner shop cheat, Sunita the smashing shopkeeper and Dev with the deadly distracting drawl and de dangerous doughnuts in de back of de shop underneath de cash register.
It's Audrey's birthday and she's, well, she's a lady who's celebrating a certain age. Again. Archie plans to take her to Delphines and Gail and the kids are sworn to secrecy. It's so much of a secret that Mike offers to dine her at Delphines too and she agrees to go with Mike, unbeknownst that Archie has arranged a date there already. Anyway, after a bit of complication, Audrey gets there in the end, with the right fella, and over Chicken Cacciatore and Black Forest Gateau or whatever it is they sell at Delphines (and I get the impression it's a Chicken Cacciatore and Black Forest Gateau kind of place) Archie asks Audrey to marry him. Not wanting to upset him, she doesn't say no. "So that's a yes then?" he says. Audrey's face drops even further. "A maybe?" he hopes. "A maybe" she replies. "A definite maybe". Anyway, next day over lunch Audrey gives Archie the nicest compliment ever when she tells him he reminds her of how Alfie used to be. Sadly, she adds, she never desired Alfie, not in that way, you know, well people like them don't do things like that round their way and she doesn't think she can marry him without feeling passionate toward him. Heaving himself out of his seat and leaving his moules marineres untouched, Archie leaves the restaurant and the street to find solace in the Far East (that's Burma, not Scarborough) with a tattered old copy of "I Do" magazine tucked under his arm.
Over on the other side of the street there's passion a-plenty but it's like, really weird? Martin and Katy spend the night together at his flat after Katy lies to Tommy and Angie that she's going to a party and staying overnight at the nurse's home. She tells Angie she's going out with this porter bloke called Jimmy and once she's started lying, well, there's no stopping her. She gives Tyrone's phone number to Tommy and tells him it's Jimmy's. Tommy says he wants to meet this Jimmy boy who's stepping out with his daughter but Katy's not best pleased, as you can imagine. Meanwhile, Martin's gone camping with David, Sarah, Bethany and Todd - who has specially asked for a pink tent.
And that's just about all for this week.
Glenda