ast your mind back to last week, to Katy lying on the sofa in a coma.
Scooter’s just smashed the door in and Martin’s by Katy’s side waiting for
th’ambulance to arrive. Sarah gives Martin a letter she’s found by Katy’s
body, it’s in an envelope marked ‘The Truth’ - and you know it must be serious,
truth always is when it comes in capital letters. Katy’s taken to
th’ospital and hooked up to tubes and dials and all manner of props as Martin
reads the letter by her bedside. It takes a while for it all to sink in but
he slowly realises it is indeed True. He takes the letter to Angela
in prison and she continues to protect Katy at first until she realises there’s
no use fighting any more. Martin takes the letter to the rozzers and
they question Angela again but they aren’t too keen to let her off the hook,
not when they’ve got a signed confession from her already, evidence of her
DNA at the scene and a big tick in the box on their solved crimes list of
murders. Angela tells them
that the wrench she buried with Tommy in the coffin might still have
Katy’s fingerprints on it and there’s only one thing for it. Up he’ll
have to come. Meanwhile, Craig finds out the whole horrible truth
and Gail takes him under her wing at her house until he thumps Martin, blaming
him for it all. And you know what, as far as Corrie thumps go, it wasn’t
a bad one.
The DIY MDF coffin from MFI that Ray had requested is finally screwed together
by Tracy PDQ on the Barlow’s dining room table. Ray’s funeral was held this
week with all the regulars out in force wearing black. “It’s baps
back at Blanche’s” says Norris with glee after the formalities are finished.
Steve’s new woman Louise stays overnight with him before flying back to
Ireland. She’s a really nice woman, probably too nice for Steve so it’s no
surprise that she’s gone no quicker than she came. Which leaves Steve
alone and lonely in his flat. And after Ray’s funeral, Tracy’s feeling vulnerable.
Not a good combination so you can guess what comes next. A few hugs
and a bit of red wine and Tracy gets what she’s always wanted. While
Steve’s confused about his feelings for Tracy, Blanche is in no doubt as
to what’s going on. She tells Tracy Steve’s just taking advantage of
her and reminds he’s been married three times, once for money, once for a
bet, has a jailbird for a father and, well, Liz McDonald for a mother.
So just think on, young ladeh. Tracy doesn’t care, she feels Steve’s
finally given in to her womanly charms but Steve’s not really sure what’s
going on. Liz is delighted with this turn of events but Eileen
reminds Steve that Tracy was the one who drove Karen away and broke up their
marriage.
Fred takes Audrey out to dinner hoping to woo her and win her over with
his idea of bottling St Weather’s Water from the well in her garden.
She’s almost taken in by this daft scheme of his until Mike points out that
giving Fred 50% of the profits from the well in her garden isn’t good business
sense. Audrey tells Fred she wants out of the deal and he’s not best
pleased, especially when he’s told Shelley he’ll sell the Rovers to finance
this new venture and Shelley and Charlie have now agreed to buy the pub.
Fred’s further depressed when Roy tells him he’s researched further and the
hole in Audrey’s lawn isn’t likely to be a well as he first thought, it’s
more likely to be the opening to a mine shaft. This hasn’t deterred Fred from
sampling the water he’s pulled out of the well although hasn’t yet made the
connection to why he keeps needing to go spend a penny more than usual.
When she finds out that two premierships scouts (dyb dyb dyb) are watching
Warren on the pitch, Candice is worried that he’ll dump her when he becomes
a famous footballer. She decides to do something about it and after moping
around the salon getting in everyone’s way and on everyone’s nerves, she
announces to Audrey: “I’m just going out to get famous”. She decides
to be a weathergirl and although she’s dim and overcast, Candice does her
best and practises pointing and hand moving, smiling and turning.
The book club can’t decide on which book to read next. Blanche fancies
another Mel Hutchwright but she and Norris disagree on the gender of the
author. Blanche says it’s a woman and Norris reckons it’s a man and
advises Blanche to write to the publisher to find out the truth. Oh
yes, it can’t be long now before Mr Hutchwright makes an appearance on our
screens in the form of Sir Ian McKellen, whom I last saw around these
parts in coloured bloomers at Christmas.
And that’s just about that for this week.
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Sean's broke so isn't best pleased that Eileen's landlord is upping
the rent. Desperate for funds, he starts a part-time evening job where
he gets to play with balls and wear a purple sparkly jacket four nights
a week. As bingo caller down at the Alhambra, it's an ideal job
for Sean. "I feel like I've come home" he says and then clickety-clicks
with the bouncer. The factory girls show Sean some support on his first
night but when both Fiz and Eileen win, Vera's not happy. She
reckons Sean's fixed the numbers and when she won't stop shouting about the
unfairness of it all, Vera's flung out by the manager, along with her
lucky knitted bingo Sir Cliff Richard doll mascot. Vera's fuming again
the next night when Violet wins and she
causes another scene about how Sean's fixing the numbers for his mates.
The manager, all pork scratchings, greased hair and dandruff, has no choice
but to throw Vera out, but not before confiscating her golden bingo balls.
Audrey sacks Candice from the salon for being cheeky, rude and lazy so Candice
decides to make the most of this opportunity to turn her life around and become
a telly weather girl instead. But when Audrey finds her doing haircuts
in the flat until she hits the big time, she gives Candice a storm
warning and evicts her from the flat. Candice moves in with Warren's
family where there's relative warmth and humidity and she considers a change
of name to help her in her career - Gale Warning, April Showers and Sunny
Intervals are suggested. Candice publicises her career aspirations by
ringing the Weatherfield Gazette who print her story on page 27 but only because
she's the girlfriend of a minor league
footballer. In the Rovers, Leanne laughs at Candice's plans to get
on the telly then suffers from poor visibility when she gets a pint thrown
at her in an easterly direction from Candice. Danny tells Warren he
wants Candice out of the house as soon as she gets a new job.
Martin's in tears at Gail's and Angela's in tears in prison when Katy dies.
The news filters to the Rovers by way of a text message to Violet. Blanche
makes Tracy promise that when her time is up, she wants the honour of having
the news spread by good old fashioned telephone, preferable Bakelite, and
by the wagging of tongues not the bleeping of texts. Hayley visits Angela
in prison and finds out the truth about Katy which she passes on to everyone
back on the street. The funeral's quiet with only Martin, Hayley and
Violet there from the cobbles along with Angela in handcuffs,
her dad and Craig. When it's time for the ashes to ashes, funk
to funky bit, Angela blames Martin for everything that's happened and has
to be restrained by the prison officer attached to her wrist.
Fred's still having tummy troubles after drinking water from the well in
Audrey's garden. He has the water tested by a fellow square dealer but
it's bad news for Fred and Audrey when the results come back in. It
turns out the water isn't from a well after all,it's an old sewer pipe that's
under Audrey's house – and the water from it once spread cholera and typhoid
around the Weatherfield streets. Now that Fred's not buying into
waterworks, he'll not beneeding to sell the Rovers, I say he'll be keeping
the pub. Shelley's heartbroken when she hears the news the first time, I say,
never mind the second time. Charlie blames her for not acting quick
enough to secure the sale and says it's her own fault she's missed out on
buying the pub. Yes, Charlie; Of course, Charlie; You're right Charlie; Sorry
Charlie, she whimpers.
Ken and Deirdre return from honeymoon and Deirdre's given up the fags as
a wedding present to Ken - and herself. "I've got a nicotine patch on this
arm and a HRT patch on the other." she moans. Steve and Tracy get together
this week and play happy families although Blanche reminds her granddaughter
they haven't been on a proper date yet and advises her to be alluring,
mysterious and to keep her hand on her ha'penny. And so, a date is fixed.
Tracy's at Steve's flat and he leaves while she sorts out Amy in the nappy
department. When Steve leaves the flat he locks Tracy inside and she
hasn't got a key and her phone battery's gone
flat,so while Steve's waiting at the Clock for their big date, Tracy's sitting
on Steve's stairs with Amy, eating Rusks. Happy as Steve seems in his
new relationship, Tracy remains the same sad Street psycho so he'd do best
to think on.
The Websters return from holiday. Sophie gets her guinea pig back
from Chesney, Kevin finds Nathan working in his garage and Sally's head explodes
when Ian walks into the garage followed by wife Justine booming: "Go on then,
admit you've had an affair with her!". It's the temp she's talking about,
not Sally, and feckless Ian tells the temp to pack her bags and leave. Sally
keeps quiet, too shocked to say anything.
Chesney's missing his mum and Les who are living la vida loca in Espana
por favour without him and he mopes by the phone hoping Cilla will
ring (she doesn't). Roy helps Chesney with his maths homework in the
café, it's Venn diagrams and he explains them with the help of the
salt cellar, a vinegar bottle and a packet of
salt and vinegar crisps. I wish someone had explained things that
way to me, I could never get my head round maths, still can't, so just be
thankful this isn't the weekly hard sums update. Later, Roy and Hayley
find Chesney on th'internet at the flat, trying to book a flight to Spain
using Roy's credit card. Chesney says he feels he doesn't belong anywhere,
he's in a Venn diagram all of his own. Roy cuts out pictures of the
Croppers and makes a special Venn diagram with Roy and Hayley on each side
and Chesney in the middle.
There's been far too little corner shop action for a few weeks so no sightings
of Tunnocks to report.
And that's just about that for this week.
Glenda