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JUNE 1
Julie's loving having a sister and after crying
along to the Sound of Music last week with Sean on the sofa, Julie
knows she needs someone older and wiser, telling her what to do.
Eileen knows it too but doesn't want to be the one that Julie needs.
Too late. It's all ‘Our Eileen' this
and ‘Our Eileen' that from Julie and she even takes Sean under her
wing, determining to sort him out as she becomes his lifecoach-slash-guru-slash-psycho bitch from the
wrong side of Weatherfield. Sean doesn't care about the last slash
bit, he's just loving the
attention.
Fiz's in tears over
John Stape this week as her letter
to him in the big house has been returned to sender, address
unknown, no such jail cell, no such zone.
Then she was going to take it by herself and put it right there in
John's hand but it'll come back the
very next day and still Fiz will be too dim to understand. Chesney
returned to school this week, mainly to get away from Fiz, but also
because he found out that Kenzie Judd
isn't as scary as he likes to think he is. Bullies never
are.
Fed up with Blanche in the flat above the bookies, Peter
does minor mind manipulation and Blanche falls for it all. He gets
her to tell Ken that she'll go back to the Barlow's but only on
condition that her room is painted, decorated and a carpet of
freshly picked rose petals laid down so she doesn't get her shoes
dirty when she walks across the cobbles from bookies to Barlows. Ken agrees her room could do with a
spruce-up and sets to with the anaglypta.
I love that word.
Desperate
Audrey is so in need of male
company she takes a drink from and has dinner with the insufferable
Uncle Umed. She's never been fussy, has
Audrey, not when there's a free
drink and dinner involved.
Joe's become addicted to his
painkillers and starts being nasty to Gail. She's so used to fellas shouting at her as a term of endearment
that his tetchiness only makes Gail warm to him more. David's up to
no good, pretending he's masterminding a robbery that Gary Windass wants in on. Of course there's no
robbery but Gary doesn't
know that, David's just enjoying winding up the Windass.
Over in
Roy's Rolls the forces
of good and evil meet across a caff table
as Roy and Eddie Windass have a show-down
over Eddie stealing
Roy's identity. Hayley
finds out what's gone on when she goes to the cash and carry and
finds a million life-size cardboard cut-outs of Eddie posing as ‘Roy
Cropper – our millionth customer' and the proud winner of a European
weekend city break for two.
Roy bars Eddie from the
caff, tells Anna she can keep her job as
long as Eddie pays the cash back and even prepares a repayment
schedule. But no, I'm still not warming to the Windasses.
And finally
this week Michelle Connor bonked both blokes – Luke and Peter –
before leaving Corrie to go on her singing
tour with JD. I wonder if she'll do a medley of her hit? She also had, you know, *the* talk
with son Ryan about the birds and the bees and the beers.
“Young people your age, you have urges…” she started as the nation
cringed for poor Ryan. With Michelle gone from his life Peter
almost falls off the wagon and hits the bottle. Actually, he hits
the bottle off the kitchen sink so that Blanche's best sherry
splashes all over the kitchen but at least he's been delivered from
evil and lead not into temptation. Amen.
And that's
just about that for this week.
Coronation Street writers this
week were Simon Crowther, Martin Allen, Mark Burt, Peter Whalley and
Carmel Morgan.
Glenda
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Blogging away merrily at
http://flamingnora.blogspot.com
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