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2009 - MAY
11
Dev Alahan, eh? You ever love him or you hate him
but you wouldn't really want him with all his nuddy bits out, not
unless you were desperate, or Deirdre. But Dev in the nuddy was
exposed in all his glory in a twenty foot poster dropped down the
side of Victoria Court flats this week when Tara exacted her revenge
on him for cheating on her with Lisa. Now then, officially, I
thought they were on a break. “We were on a break!” yells Dev, but
it's no good, Tara's gone and unveiled his exposure to the world
with the word LIAR splashed across his little Devendra. “That
man's got no clothes on,” says Simon Barlow when the poster's
unveiled as everyone else takes pictures with their phones.
Later in the Rovers, Pam offers to Bluetooth Dev's nuddy picture to
Sean across the bar. Annie Walker must be spinning in her grave. But
poor Dev, as if that wasn't embarrassing enough, he'd only just been
down on one knee and proposed to Tara with a bunch of roses in one
hand and a glass of champagne in the other. Anyway, there's tears
and Tara leaves. “I never trusted that girl,” says comedy Uncle
Umed, “her mouth was too wide.”
Corrie at the minute is on
fire with damn fine scripts, fab stories and acting and Ken and
Deirdre's marriage came under scrutiny this week. Afraid that Peter
is about to blow his cover and tell Deirdre about Martha, Ken comes
clean and hands Deirdre the letter he was going to leave for her
when he planned to sail away on Martha's barge. But Deirdre isn't
gobsmacked by Ken's declaration of love for another woman. She's
used to it now and settles down for a lifetime of dullness where the
only thing to look forward to is decorating their living room a new
shade of Barlow beige.
Deirdre tells Ken he's a coward (he
is) that he's not staying with her because he loves her, it's
because he was too scared to sail away just like he was too scared
to submit his novel to a publisher, because then he'd find out just
how really crap he is. Ooh, she was good, was Deirdre in this
bit. Ken wants Deirdre to yell at him, lose her temper, get
angry, but she can't. She really doesn't care that much about Ken or
their marriage and refuses to heed to Blanche's call to throw him
out, so Blanche goes instead. She packs her bags and bumps into Kirk
outside the house. “Are you going on yer holidays?” he asks her,
seeing her with the suitcase. “Yes, I'm going to hell in a handcart”
she replies before she tootles across the road to the bookies where
she moves in with Peter and Simon. It's not long before she gets
under Peter's skin and on his piggin' nerves and takes his
temperature with a rectal thermometer. And that's something you
don't get in a soap every day.
At the Grimshaw's, Julie and
Eileen go through anger and denial before they accept that they're
sisters. Ooh, they'll be borrowing each others' clothes and fellas
soon. Meanwhile, Colin lies ill in hospital after his stroke with
occasional visits from the Grimshaw clan and the only grapes they
take in are sour.
Meanwhile, Mary sits tight in the motorhome
outside of Emily's house waiting for Norris to pack his bags and set
off with her on their trip around the world. Norris has no plans to
go anywhere, certainly not exploring south of the border with Mary
in the motorhome. He hasn't got the courage to tell Mary all of this
yet, but when he does, she'll not be best pleased.
And
finally this week, Michelle's got both Peter and Luke sniffing round
her wanting a bit of Connor lurve. But how to decide which one she
should choose? I suggest a twenty foot high poster of both of them
in the nude to help focus the mind.
And that's just about
that for this week.
Coronation Street writers this week were
the powerhouse that is Martin Allen, David Lane, Julie Jones, Mark
Burt and Damon Rochefort.
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