Feb 1, 2010

This week's update written by Karen Jankel.

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Glenda's off on her travels and she's organised a rota in the update officewhile she's away. I have my suspicions that she may have joined Rita on hercruise but, in the meantime, this is what's been happening a little closerto home.


This week there seems to be a bit of a dustbin theme going on. While Becky has been observed wandering aimlessly around the cobbles with a mysteriousblack rubbish bag clamped firmly to her chest, Janice has been seen leapingonto the side of the refuse collection lorry in protest that her overfilled bin hasn't been emptied.

Becky clearly has something far more serious on her mind but with Steve being too busy getting drunk and making an idiot of himself with his new motorbike and Liz more concerned about her bar rota than her daughter-in-law, it's down to Hayley and Roy to finally discover the truth. It transpires that Becky's mother has died and the bag contains her few worldly possessions including a set of false teeth and a table tennis bat. Becky claims her mother meant nothing to her and that she's not the least bit upset by her passing but it doesn't take a trained psychologist to work out she's more affected than she's admitting, even to herself.

Over at the Websters' Sally seems to have taken up residence in the bath while she recovers from her operation although she does make a brief appearance for a family outing to Weatherfield General for her first session of radiotherapy. In fact, it's quite a week for breasts all round because, as Rosie explains to her Dad over the breakfast table, she's "nil by mouth" in preparation for her FF enhancement. For once in his life Kev makes a  sensible decision when he decides to accompany her to the clinic. Whether by accident or design he manages to put her off the whole idea and the two of them make a swift escape before Uri the surgeon has time to sterilize his scalpel.

Meanwhile Tyrone continues his quest to win back Molly while she continues with her "cruel to be kind" approach and sulks in her flat over the shop with her supply of microwaveable meals for one. Still desperate to see Kevin, she pops round with a get well card while Tyrone follows hot on her heels, clutching a box of chocolates for Sally. The sight of Tyrone ensconced on the Websters' sofa, munching his way through a packet of ginger creams would be enough to turn any woman's stomach and in Molly's case it looks like the final straw. Not that she has any better offer on the table as Kevin has made it very clear he wants nothing more to do with her.

Dev is another person who is trying to rekindle an old romance. When he calls round to see Sunita on yet another pretext and she invites him in for coffee he believes he might be finally getting somewhere.

Romance is also in the air for Janice. After placing an ad in the Kabin for a lodger, who should turn up to see the room but the hunky bin man who refused to take away her rubbish? She can't believe her luck and when he asks, referring to the room for rent, "are you offering it to me?" her immediate response is "on a plate".

Back at the Rovers, when the truth finally comes out about Becky's mother, Liz starts to show a modicum of concern. Steve is clearly furious with Becky for not telling him but it becomes apparent that underneath it's because he really cares. However, there's one secret she still hasn't shared with anyone: the fact that she's pregnant. She finally tells her new bezzie mate Claire who is probably not the best role model when it comes to perfect pregnancies. However, Claire manages to convince her that it's not necessarily such a bad thing and before we know it, Becky and Steve are talking to each other again, she tells him, he's shocked, then delighted, she says she might not have the baby, he says it's her decision, she says she's worried she'll make a terrible mother, he convinces her she'll be brilliant, he says he would have married her even if he'd known she didn't want children, she says she'll go ahead and have the baby and they all live happily ever after. Well, at least until a week on Thursday or whenever the next falling-out occurs.

While all this is going on, Leanne is making preparations for her hard hat party to get the press interested in the new bar. The only thing she needs now is a chef. As luck and unbelievable coincidence would have it, she and Peter go out for dinner and who should come storming out of the kitchen after a row with the manager but Peter's old friend and drinking buddy Ciaran. With barely enough time to take off his chef's whites, he's back in the Rovers, chatting up anyone in a skirt and causing Peter to gaze rather too longingly at a pint of bitter.

Later that evening Leanne and Carla decide to have a girlie night in over a bottle or six of Chardonnay and Deirdre ends up joining them. At some point they move on to the nearly-built bar where they decide to test some of the stock. Peter finds them at the end of the evening and offers to clear up. Alone and surrounded by all the booze the temptation becomes too much and, before he can stop himself, he swigs back a half-finished glass of wine. He angrily tosses the rest of the bottle in the bin but it's clear that the demon drink has struck again.

Writers this week were Mark Wadlow, Simon Crowther and Chris Fewtrell

Karen Jankel - http://www.corrieweeklyupdates.btinternet.co.uk/karen.htm


Feb 8 and Feb 15, 2010

This two-week update written by K Richard Whitbread

Good evening everyone. Karen thank you for the last update and I regret  that John has been unable to write the first week so I intend to cover  the last two weeks with but a single report. So heads down and on we  go.

And to be honest most of the last two weeks has been dominated by events  involving Joe and Gail. As we know Joe is deep in debt and he has  decided to return to the Lake District with Gail and the now restored  boat named Gail Force, although the way the latter is painted it looks  like Gail Farce. Joe is keen to get out on the lake and they stay at  the same cabin as they did on their brief honeymoon. Once there he even  manages to get Gail to sail away with him, although we all know how  scared she is of the combination of nutters and water. Joe then decides  to let Gail in on his plan. He is going to "disappear" by faking his  death in the same way as the man who disappeared in canoe or for my  older readers "a la John Stonehouse" (remember him - he did eventually  marry Sheila Buckley). Anyway Joe plans to appear to die whilst sailing  and lie low in Ireland for some years and then when it is safe he will  re-appear or Gail can join him.

Needless to say Gail is not enamoured with this plan and tries to  dissuade him but he sets sail late one night to set his plan in motion.  Things do not go well as he hurts himself and the trailing dinghy - his  means of escape - drifts away. He can hardly move and having lost  control of the boat the main boom swings across knocking him into the  water. He recovers and manages to catch onto the main boat but does not  have sufficient strength to haul himself back on board. He gets weaker  and slowly loses his grip, eventually descending into the deep dark  waters, although his mobile, as a result of an earlier argument is still  on the boat.

Back on the Street the other main story revolves around Peter who has  discovered that the odd drink or six is the best medicine. At the hard  hat party to launch the "Joinery" the new bar at the end of the Street  he decides that he deserves the odd glass of champagne and Ken having  stayed away almost all evening decides that he perhaps should support  his son in his new endeavour arrives in time to congratulate him on  staying sober and launching the new business. At which point Peter  decides on another glass or two and within minutes is the drunk in  charge of the bar. He falls over and glasses crash to the ground and  most of the guests depart realising that this is not a safe place to be.  Ciaran (did I mention he was back and has already tried to chat up Carla  and Michelle amongst others - no I must be slipping) tries to extricate  Peter but the damage is done.

Leanne is beside herself (and to be honest that girl ought to eat something - there really is a case study in being underweight) at the fall from grace and as Peter continues to drink at every opportunity over the next few days, things go from bad to worse. Simon is taken in by the "new" grandparents and Peter goes round several times to try to recover him but fails. He then appears to sober up and yet the odd bottle of vodka, whisky or can of ale always appear to be around. He is tricked into going to Number 1 where the family (apart from Blanche who has yet to be able to get back from her long stay in Portugal due to a series of unfortunate events) turn on Peter and convince him that a trip to rehab is the solution. His answer is "No, No, No I ain't going to rehab" [yep he has turned into Amy Whitehouse whose aunt Mary must be saddened by the way the family has turned out]. He tries again to see Simon and Peter once cornered accepts the inevitable. Last time he came out of rehab he found a mystery woman and went sailing with her which saw Leanne off for about 6 months.

Gail thinks that Joe has been successful with his plan and fails to phone the police but instead summons David to the Lakes. They see the boat drifting and David steals a little motor dinghy and goes out into the lake and brings back the boat. He then explains to Gail that if they are going back to the Street without Joe she cannot tell the truth and she must have a good story to tell. So he spends hours coaching her in telling a few lies. To be entirely honest she is completely useless and when the police turn up looking for the missing motor dinghy her story is so full of holes I would have arrested her for simply existing (although I am not sure what the offence was). It does not bode well if
she ever gets properly cross examined.

Anyway Gail and David head back to the Street - David of course can drive but given the Joe hired the car I suspect he is not insured to drive it so at least one more law was broken.

At some point once Peter has gone Carla and Leanne are walking along the Street and cross the path of Nick Platt going in the other direction. This enables us all to be reminded that in January 1998 (yes I did have to look it up) they ran away to Scotland to get married. Nick - who appears to have some financial problems - his flat in Northampton has vanished and so I suspect has his business - approached Carla and makes her an offer for the factory. She refers to her partner and tells him to get lost, although he later establishes Tony's current location.

Nick is in the house when Gail and David arrive home and Gail (who does not believe that Joe actually meant to carry out his plan) hearing someone upstairs shouts up for Joe. When Nick appears she is surprised. Nick wants to know what is going on and Gail's ability to lie gets worse as she can hardly string two words together, let alone stick to the cock and bull story that she and David created. A little later Tina wants to know what her father is doing and this time we get to understand that he met a man in a pub who needed a kitchen fitter to fit a new kitchen in an old folks home and Joe is working 24 hours a day (which is why he cannot answer his mobile) to earn the cash. The local loan shark fails to believe the story either and warns that he wants his money on Friday.Nick simply fails to believe the story and departs again.

Elsewhere and not on the Street poor Sunita and Dev are in terrible trouble. Apparently Sunita's parents have not told the "aunts" Upma and Grishma that she has been divorced and they are coming for a visit. Not only that but they turn up early and refuse to depart. Dev is sleeping on an airbed next to Sunita's bed as the two seek to pretend that they are still married and admit that they are considering having more children. And it looks like they get away with it even when one of the twins says how nice it is for Dev to be around. Dev almost gives the game away several times, but so far it looks as though the aunts believe that the marriage is still on. And what a treat for male viewers that Sunita is back on the screen.

And finally Jason and Tina. Jason has pushed the button on getting a divorce from Sarah and shows the papers to Tina. And cooks her a meal and at the end of it he proposes to her - with immediate acceptance.

Sorry it is perhaps a little compressed. Glenda, who will be surprised to find out that one of my Christmas presents was "Coronation Street - The Complete Saga" which includes a number of chapters by her goodself, should be back next week and the normal (superb) service we all enjoy will be restored.

And I hope I will be invited back to update towers in the not too distant future.

Good night.
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K Richard W
 

Feb 22, 2010 

 

 

Here I am again, back from me jollies. I’d like to say I was sunning myself around the Balearics but only because it's a slight innuendo. I was really sunning myself somewhere else. But now I'm back and sending a million thanks to Karen Jankel and Richard Whitbread for writing the updates while I was away, and to John Dean, for fluffing the cushions. And so, without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.

 

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Big story of the week is Joe's death in the Lakes. As Gail and David try to keep up their cover story of Joe remaining in Cumbria because he's working there, their lies float to the surface when Joe's body is found. Tina and Gail have to identify Joe's body and there's hysterics and tears, it was very moving indeed. Mind you, you'd think Gail would be used to this by now, she's done it twice before. If only she was as good in identifying a decent man before they died, ah well. The loan shark doesn't yet know Joe has died and pesters Tina for the cash, throwing a burning newspaper through her letterbox and setting fire to the flat. He's a scary bloke, that fella.

 

Sunita's aunts are causing agony for Dev as he battles with the old biddies. Mind you, they're not half nosy, wanting to know about Dev and Sunita's sleeping arrangements, why she isn't pregnant and who this Matt bloke is who turns up out of nowhere. Pretending to play happy families does have a nice side, however, as Dev finds himself spending more time with Sunita and the twins and both of them seem to be getting along well. So well in fact that the aunties decide to stay for another week. Nice.

 

Eileen's upset this week as Jesse wins big on the horses. But when he books a holiday for himself and his folks without taking Eileen, she nags him and tosses him out. "Take yer parrot and go!" About time too, if you ask me.

 

Anna's over the moon when Gary turns up for a weekend away from his army training. He brings with him a mate called Quinny who hits on Rosie in the pub. But when Quinny receives news that his army brother's been blown up in a landmine, losing both legs and his right arm, "He wasn't even left-handed, or nowt", it fair takes the shine off Gary's visit home.

 

Home alone with just a bottle of Freshco red for company, bored, bawdy Audrey rings Lewis the escort. When he turns up, she's in full battle dress and war paint, pretending that a do she was going to has been cancelled and she's at a loose end. Lewis takes her to the Rovers where he hits upon a plan. He sends Audrey in there first, all done up like a dog's dinner and she chats to Deirdre to Liz at the bar. Then Lewis comes in, pretends he doesn't know Audrey and flirts across the bar with her. Deirdre and Liz, especially Liz, are hoping Lewis' lingering looks are for them, but they're not. He walks around the bar and chats up Audrey, making her giggle and making Deirdre and Liz as jealous as cats. Yes, cats can be jealous, my friend.  However, Norris thinks he recognises Lewis and remembers him as being the ‘husband' of Claudia at the Weatherfield Council Christmas Ball and assumes Audrey is having a fling with a married man. Audrey? Never! Ahem.

 

Over in the Kabin, Mary's helping Norris out by playing with the magazines and annoying him greatly. "Google ganglions!" she advises Natasha, apropos not much.

 

And finally this week, Connie and Jack come to visit Tyrone. As Jack takes the lad out to the pub for a pint, Connie cleans and cooks and does what she can for Tyrone. So when the phone rings, she answers: "Hello, Tyrone's house," and it's Tyrone's mum on the line so Connie spills all about his split from the Mol. Well, Connie's never met Jackie Dobbs before, how was she to know she should have kept her gob shut?. Within minutes, minutes I tell you, the doorbell rings and the pink-haired gob on a stick is at the door. It's Jackie Dobbs emoting to her son, she's clearly on the want. "I feel yer pain, lad."” We all do, Jackie, we all do.

 

And that's just about that for this week.

 

Coronation Street writers this week were Peter Whalley, Mark Wadlow, Simon Crowther and Jonathan Harvey.

 

Glenda Young

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