October 4, 2010

This week the update has spent its time on the bus.  And so, without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.

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Gail begs for her job back at the medical centre but it's already been given to someone else, someone with Deirdre's glasses on and wearing Deirdre's belted chain. Ok, yes, it's Deirdre who's temping in the role while Dr Matt gives Gail a dressing down and throws her out for breaking patient confidentiality.  "I can fit you in a week on Tuesday at five to six, if that's any good?" says Deirdre to Gail when she tells her she wants to speak to the doc.  "And can I get you a nice cup of tea and a couple of Gypsy Creams?" she creams to the Doc.  Oh go on, Deirdre, you're in there, I can tell. How can any man refuse your Gypsy Creams?

At the factory, Trevor hits Nick after he calls him a moron, which seems fair enough. Then there's bickering by the stitching between Carla and Trevor and he walks out, leaving her to her new love affair with a bottle of whisky she keeps in the bottom draw. Realising she might be starting with a drink problem, she takes herself to the Rita Tushingham Community Centre and walks into an AA meeting, bumping  slap bang into Peter Barlow. "Sorry, wrong class" she says, excusing herself,  "I was looking for Conversational Spanish".  Perhaps she was hoping they'd  teach her how to say ‘dos cervezas por favor'.  Anyway, as Trevor swans off to Swansea, Carla whisks away the whisky and she's in a bad state. Then young Nicky Tilsley me-laddo tells her he wants her to buy him out of the company as he needs his 40% share of the knicker factory to invest in his new bar at Turners Joinery. Nick's news knocks Carla sick and she starts on the spirits again, slumping drunkenly into her car as she tries to drive off to see her bank manager. Peter Barlow spots her and stops her from driving off and killing herself or anyone else, gives her his number to call and offers a shoulder of support and a helping hand. Whether he'll offer any other body parts remains to be seen but he lies to Leanne about his whereabouts and thereabouts when he rushes to Carla's flat after she calls for his help.

Meanwhile, Sally struggles to come to term with Sophie's sexuality although she defends Sophie and Sian's relationship to the headmaster at school who threatens to chuck them out for running away. But it's clear Sally's still not at ease with her lesbian daughter. "If I could wave a magic wand and make you normal, I would."  Oh, that was nasty.

Over at Tina's flat, she's a bit tipsy after an emotional day spent at her dad's grave.  She ends up inviting David, who's being friendly, into the flat and when he tries to kiss her, she pushes him away.  But David doesn't want to be pushed away and pushes himself back onto Tina. She's scared and angry, unsure whether David intends to rape her. And there's a flicker of something in David's eyes when she snarls at him to get off her.  Anyway, she throws him out and he tries to apologise the next day but only in that half-hearted nasty way that he has about him.  Tina tells Rita and shows her the bruises on her arms caused by David when he pinned her to the sofa. Rita's of the opinion she should call the police. I can only agree.

Now that big Jack's moved back, baby Jack is left home alone when Molly and Tyrone have their first night out. They get as far as the Rovers before Molly insists on going back home, but she's only worried because the baby's been left with Sally and Kevin who've offered to babysit.  Kevin wanders around the Webster house with baby Jack in his arms and tears in his eyes. And baby Jack's got poo in his pants.

This week Ciaran announces he's got a new job in Glasgow and Michelle's pretending like she's not bothered when really she is.  Young Ryan starts getting in touch with his feminine side after he buys a ladies' magazine from Rita in the Kabin for his mum. "I dunno why she reads it, it's full of women's problems," he moans to Rita who tells him to think on, read and find out all he needs to know about cystitis.  With Ciarian on the move up to Scotland, Ryan tells him the only reason he's staying around Weatherfield is because he doesn't want to leave his mum home alone. Ciaran convinces him to go to Glasgow with him, an idea which doesn't fill Michelle with glee but she lets Ryan go, warning Ciaran not to think of himself as a father figure to her son. "I'm not," he lied.

Elsewhere, Anna and Eddie give Gary a last meal of his favourite food before he heads to the Rovers for a heart to heart then spends the night with Izzy. And then it's ta-ra as he goes off to war. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. I'll say it again. War. Huh. Good god. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.  As Anna and Eddie wave off Gary to war, they're approved for adoption which is good news for them but upsets Becky and Steve when they find out.

And finally this week, it's been a good week for Kirk. He plans to help Chesney become a man when he announces he wants  to spend the night with Katy. In the Rovers, Kirk takes notes from Owen and Dev to pass back to Ches on the right way to woo a woman.  When Owen finds out that Kirk's taking notes to pass to Ches who wants to woo Owen's youngest daughter, I don't think he's going to be best pleased, do you?

And that's just about that for this week.

Coronation Street writers this week were Julie Jones, John Kerr and Chris Fewtrell.


Glenda Young
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October 11, 2010
 

This week the update is coming to you tired after partying on a school night. It’s being powered by the sounds of Rico as it types and hopes it stays awake.  And so, without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.

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It's the morning after the night before and Carla's got a thick head and a cut hand. She's in denial about having a drink problem but Peter knows the signs. He's been there, drunk that, fallen off that sofa, sent his flat up in flames and almost killed his kid. But he's still lying to Leanne about where he's spent the night and says he's been helping out a drunk mate called Carl. Mind you, there's so many lies between Peter and Leanne at the minute, it's hard to keep track. Nick offers Leanne a job at his new wine bar. In part one of the episode, Leanne says no to the offer but you just know that in part two she'll change her mind and say yes. And although Peter says he's happy for Leanne to work there, he's clearly not.  Meanwhile Leanne keeps telling herself she feels nowt for Nick, not any more, when she clearly does.  Ken, however, is keeping a keen eye on his soon-to-be daughter in law's new job with her old husband.  Alright, John?

In No. 9 Jack wants to make the most of the time he's got left on this mortal coil. He secretly buys tickets for Cabaret and gives them as a present to Sally Webster when he hears Tyrone sing Sally's praises over her help with baby Jack. And then he sends Julie a red rose when he overhears her in the bar saying there's nothing she'd like more than a romantic red rose from a mysterious admirer. Wotcha, John? But when another of his wishes is to visit a lapdancing club and he ropes in Tyrone, Molly spies them all getting into Steve's taxi done up in their best suits and demands to know what's going on. Tyrone ends up telling Molly Jack's news, which had me in tears this week. Jack's got cancer, an aggressive and advanced  Hodgkins lymphoma with only weeks to live.  

This week Chesney lost his cherry when he bedded Katy. The storyline involved Kirk in a kerfuffle about condoms, and then Katy's dad Owen threatening Chesney and menacing the lad when he calls round with some flowers for his daughter. Is that you, John?

We also said goodbye to Ryan this week when he left WIPA for Glasgow Uni, John.

One of the best stories this week has been the unravelling of John Stape. It's been a comic joy  which started when John's ex-colleague Brian turns up. Brian, you'll remember, still thinks that John is Colin Fishwick so is somewhat surprised when Owen comes to the door and demands to know from John where Chesney is, John. And if he sees Chesney, John, he tells  him to keep away from his daughter, John. Got that, John? Bye then, John. When Owen's gone, Brian furrows his brow. "Why was he calling you John, Colin?"  John jumps  in with a story about how he's really called Colin but has assumed the identity of John Stape after going on the run when he witnessed a murder. It's all quite ridiculous and very, very funny. But just when John thinks he's seen the last of Brian, he only runs into him in the Rovers later, singing a Barbara Streisand duet with Julie. Brian and Julie have connected, you see, over their shared love of Neil Diamond's Cracklin' Rosie.  So John's not out of the Fishwick mess just yet, John, not by a long way, John.

And in other news this week, Tina continues to ignore David after he attacked her the other week. Which is all well and good but she hasn't told Graeme who thinks Tina's being rude to his best mate, Dave.

And the mystery of the money mischief is solved this week. Three years after the rest of us solved the puzzle of Rita and Norris' bank accounts being hacked into, Norris finally realises that Tina and Graeme aren't to blame, it was the man in the computer repair shop wot dunnit.  However, Norris has more pressing thoughts on his mind as he tries to guess his weight in bananas, John.

And that's just about that for this week.

Coronation Street writers this week were Debbie Oates, Peter Whalley, Martin Allen, Joe Turner and Mark Wadlow.


Glenda Young
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October 18, 2010
 

This week the update comes a few days later than normal as it's been fighting off a bad cold and was laid low by the sneezes.  But it's now on the mend and so, without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.

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Jack ‘half-man, half-hotpot' Duckworth tastes his last hotpot at the Rovers with a wry smile on his face. No one knows it's his last hotpot of course, and Betty thinks Jack's just being soft in the head when he praises his lunch in the pub. But then, she doesn't know what we know. Jack's dying and he's trying to make the most of life before he goes. And if Jack wants a final hot pot then that's what Jack'll have. 

 

Over at the Stape's, confusion still reigns as Brian hangs around, trying to remember to call his mucker Colin, John.  And John keeps reminding him to do so while Fiz keeps reminding John how dangerous it is to have Brian around. So neither John nor Fiz are too happy to hear that Brian and Julie are out on a date as this could mean Brian's hanging around a bit longer.  They do their best to split up the happy couple, reminding Julie that Brian's still married and ringing Brian's wife to let her know he's on the prowl with a certain Miss Carp of the parish.  Brian and Julie would have made a wonderful couple, Julie had even named their kids (Lottie and Pedro in case you're interested)  but their romance is cut cruelly short by John and Fiz's interference  although Brian still hangs around the Stape household like a bad smell and hides in a cupboard. It's all been farcical, comedy stuff which I think is just what John needs when he's  murdered someone and buried their body in the foundations of a knicker factory after rolling them up in Fiz's best rug.

 

Sally and Kevin celebrate their wedding anniversary with a trip to Madrid. And I can't say I blame them one bit, having been there for the first time ever earlier this year. It's magic, is Madrid. While they're away, Rosie sets the kitchen on fire then ropes in Jason Grimshaw to fix it up before her folks return, all the time batting her cleavage at Jason.  She was wearing something, I'm sure, was Rosie, I'm just not sure what it was. It sort of covered where it touched and some of her chest was covered with something, leaving nothing much to the imagination.  Which is perfect for Jason as he doesn't like to think too hard, it hurts his toes.

 

In the Rovers, Graeme attacks David when he finds out what he almost did to Tina. Such is Graeme's rage it rattles David no end and he storms off in Audrey's car later, nicking the keys from the salon without Audrey's say so.  As the car drives back to the cobbles later, Graeme's crossing the road and the car drives straight towards him and runs him down flat. Cue Graeme in hospital, Tina in tears, Gail in denial and David confused, insisting he can't remember anything about the crash, not one bit. That still doesn't stop him from being arrested on suspicion of attempted murder although he's later released on bail.

 

At Underworld, Nick demands his one hundred and thirty thousand pounds from Carla for his share of the factory. Carla gives him five thousand pounds less than he asks for,  she's no mug but he is and he takes the money and runs to his solicitor to get his hands on the deeds of the new bar.  Leanne fills it up with fixtures and fittings and fit fellas when she offers Ciaran a job as their chef.

 

And finally, Claire's mum wants Claire and Ashley to move to France and start a new life running a B&B and selling artisan sausages.  Claire's keen but Ashley's not and tells her where she can stick her sausages, artisan or not.  However, as we all know that Claire keeps Ashley's meat-balls in her handbag, it'll not be too long before it's au revoir Ashley.

 

And that's just about that for this week.

Coronation Street writers this week were Carmel Morgan, Jan McVerry, Jayne Hollinson and Mark Burt.


Glenda Young
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October 25, 2010
 

Greetings and welcome to another weekly update, chock full of gossip and goings on direct from the cobbles. Oh ok, direct from my laptop which isn't on the cobbles, it's on my knees. And I'm sitting on the floor in front of the telly listening to the wireless on Radio 6. And so, without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.

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Graeme starts the week swearing revenge at David for running him down and trying to kill him. Trouble is, David says he can't remember anything about it and when he collapses as he's about to go to court, the docs say David might be epileptic. I've long thought David was evil-eptic but maybe there's no cure for that one just yet. So then Graeme, despite Tina's protestations that David's guilty of attempted murder, thinks that his mate Dave might be telling the truth after all.

 

Over at the Websters, dozy Rosie flashes her puppies at Jason when she ropes him in to repair the damage she's  caused when she set her sausage on fire. Jason's hoping Rosie will set his sausage on fire and when she mentions that she needs a lift to a lingerie shoot, he jumps at the chance to be her escort.  At the modelling agency, they're a man down as the male model hasn't turned up and in steps Jason, aka Mr Gay Weatherfield, who strips off, poses and pouts with Rosie for a lingerie advert shoot.   

 

At Roy's Rolls, Kylie nicks a hundred quid from the till and does a runner to Ayia Napa on her jollies with a mate. She leaves little Max behind which means Becky gets to play mammy while Kylie raves it up in a foam party off her head. I've never been to Ayia Napa so I'm just presuming, that's all. But while she's away, the Social Services come calling, wanting to see Kylie and little Max in their new home. Becky does the only thing she knows how, she lies through her teeth and pretends to be Kylie, fibbing to the social worker that she's her own sister. Mind you, this doesn't stop the social worked demanding to see Aunty Becky in due course.

 

In the Rovers, Llloyd gives Maria a word of advice and warns her to stay away from Chris as he likes to beat women for fun.  Maria has the good sense to nip her budding romance with Chris but he's a pair of trizers and Maria's Maria so it's odds on these two will end up getting together no doubt. And then she'll be sorry.

 

Elsewhere this week, Molly and Tyrone bring baby Jack's christening forward so that big Jack can attend, you know, before he does. Hatches, matches and dispatches. It's what life's all about.

 

And there's a bouquet of flowers delivered and left on the steps at Underworld.  Eddie spies them and nicks them and gives them to Anna telling her they're from the bottom of his heart when they're really from the bottom of the factory steps. Anna's over the moon with the lovely flowers until she opens the card that's tucked inside and reads Rest in Peace.  Anna bashes Eddie with the flowers and runs after him down the Street berating him for his cheapskate ways while John Stape pales when he finds out about the flowers.  The factory girls all think they could be a nasty prank relating to Tony Gordon but John fears that those carnations are for Colin, buried under the cement.

And that's just about that for this week.

Coronation Street writers this week were Damon Rochefort, David Lane, Simon Crowther


Glenda Young
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