Graeme starts the week swearing revenge at
David for running him down and trying to kill him. Trouble is, David
says he can't remember anything about it and when he collapses as
he's about to go to court, the docs say David might be epileptic.
I've long thought David was evil-eptic but maybe there's no cure for
that one just yet. So then Graeme, despite Tina's protestations that
David's guilty of attempted murder, thinks that his mate Dave might
be telling the truth after all.
Over at the Websters, dozy Rosie flashes her
puppies at Jason when she ropes him in to repair the damage she's
caused when she set her
sausage on fire. Jason's hoping Rosie will set his sausage on fire
and when she mentions that she needs a lift to a lingerie shoot, he
jumps at the chance to be her escort. At the modelling agency,
they're a man down as the male model hasn't turned up and in steps
Jason, aka Mr Gay Weatherfield, who strips off, poses and pouts with
Rosie for a lingerie advert shoot.
At Roy's Rolls, Kylie nicks a hundred quid
from the till and does a runner to Ayia Napa on her jollies with a
mate. She leaves little Max behind which means Becky gets to play
mammy while Kylie raves it up in a foam party off her head. I've
never been to Ayia Napa so I'm just presuming, that's all. But while
she's away, the Social Services come calling, wanting to see Kylie
and little Max in their new home. Becky does the only thing she
knows how, she lies through her teeth and pretends to be Kylie,
fibbing to the social worker that she's her own sister. Mind you,
this doesn't stop the social worked demanding to see Aunty Becky in
due course.
In the Rovers, Llloyd gives Maria a word of
advice and warns her to stay away from Chris as he likes to beat
women for fun. Maria
has the good sense to nip her budding romance with Chris but he's a
pair of trizers and Maria's Maria so it's odds on these two will end
up getting together no doubt. And then she'll be
sorry.
Elsewhere this week, Molly and Tyrone bring
baby Jack's christening forward so that big Jack can attend, you
know, before he does. Hatches, matches and dispatches. It's what
life's all about.
And there's a bouquet of flowers delivered and
left on the steps at Underworld. Eddie spies them and nicks
them and gives them to Anna telling her they're from the bottom of
his heart when they're really from the bottom of the factory steps.
Anna's over the moon with the lovely flowers until she opens the
card that's tucked inside and reads Rest in Peace. Anna bashes Eddie with the
flowers and runs after him down the Street berating him for his
cheapskate ways while John Stape pales when he finds out about the
flowers. The factory
girls all think they could be a nasty prank relating to Tony Gordon
but John fears that those carnations are for Colin, buried under the
cement.