There's
a stinky little geezer with a face like a potato in the Dobbs
household, but enough about Tyrone and on with baby Jack. Big Jack
gives Tyrone a cheque for five grand for the new baby and gets a hug
in return. Tyrone asks Kevin and Sally to be godparents, which
doesn't please Molly, as you'd expect. We still don't know who the
daddy is, Kev or Tyrone, but in his first week baby Jack has already
spent time in the Rovers and stolen many of his
scenes.
Talking
about fathers and sons, Ken sticks his nose in between Lawrence and
James and interferes where he's not wanted. Lawrence tells Ken to mind
his own business and Ken tells him to leave. As Lawrence leaves, Deirdre's
just got enough time to rinse the bitter taste of Barlow out of the
tea cups out before James turns up. Ken empathises with James over
Lawrence's homophobic behaviour towards him. "You,
Ken, are a true sister!" says James.
Little
Aadi and Asha are taken into care after the social workers can't
decide on how Aadi ended up with the bump on his head and imply that
Dev and Sunita might have hurt their own child. So there's tears all
round until little Simon comes clean and admits, finally, it was him
who pushed Aadi off the sofa. Now, instead of tears there's snide
remarks and vitriol across the cobbles from Peter to Dev to Sunita
to Claire who tells Ashley she wants to leave the Street. Oh, just
go.
Over
at the Rovers, Kylie causes chaos. When she's supposed to be in a
court at a hearing to get her son back, she's dancing semi-nekkid
around Gary Windass with a bottle of voddy in one hand and mischief
on her mind. The pair
of them had already nicked Mary's motorhome for a night of mobile
passion although Mary's on to them when the motorhome turns up the
next morning with ginger hair on the pillow. "Someone's been sleeping in
my bed!" she tells Norris, although there wasn't any news on whether
porridge was disturbed. Anyway, Becky gets it together, finds Kylie
and drags her to court where she's awarded custody of little Max. Is
she bovvered? Not much, but Becky clearly is and revels in her role
as Aunt while Kylie knocks back the booze in the bar.
As
Gary and Kylie get kaylied in the pub, Izzy watches from afar with a
crush on solider man. He was supposed to meet her for a drink before
he got carried away with Kylie, so she's not best pleased. Later in
the bar, some no-mark locals come in and call her a cripple and Gary
squares up to the losers later outside the pub. Punches are thrown
and Gary ends up knocking the lad unconscious just as Kirk comes to
Gary's aid and tells Gary to leg it, fast.
And
that's just about that for this week.