Eileen?s
got needs, you know. She?s all woman, is Eileen, and all she thinks
she needs is a bloke. A decent bloke, who doesn't even need to have
his own hair and teeth. Just someone to hug, that's all she wants.
And she thinks she's found him again, in Owen this time. There she
is, sorting out his books for him, tidying up his timesheets while
Owen's on the phone chatting up Liz. As Eileen toils over Owen's
accounts, he's getting his feet under Liz's table and then the rest
of his body parts under her duvet . Eileen finds out what's
going on behind her back and under her nose when Sean spots Liz
kissing Owen up the ginnel and he reveals the torrid tale to Eileen
that Owen's servicing an old boiler and sorting out her plumbing.
Eileen decides to get revenge, but how? She's tempted to nick Owen's
petty cash box but that's not Eileen's style. When revenge comes,
it'll be served well cold and that Owen, he's a nasty piece, he
really is, threatening Sean this week too.
Meanwhile,
Kirk does a wonderful ? although some may say daft ? thing for Gary
Windass when Gary gets arrested for assaulting a bloke in the
Rovers. With nothing to lose, Kirk tells the cops it was him who hit
the bloke and not Gary, who could get into trouble back at barracks.
I know Kirk's a nice bloke, a dim bloke but nice, but I still think
this was beyond the call of duty for Kirk. Anyway, the charges are
dropped and Kirk's sent home a hero.
In
the Rovers, there's more trouble with Kylie who nicks cash from the
till. Then Steve finds
her with her fingers in Becky's handbag robbing more cash, and threatens to tell Becky
unless Kylie and Max move out and far, far away. Kylie reacts by
fluttering her eyelids and plumping up her cleavage to get round
Steve but he's not having any of it, not yet any road. And it
doesn't look like Kylie's going anywhere, not now that Becky has
told her she can stay as long as she flippin' well
wants.
At
Underworld, Trevor's the underdog now he's started work as Carla's
office assistant. He's useless, he really is. He can't type, he
can't answer the phone, and when he rips through a package of newly
delivered silk, Carla's at her wits end. But what did she expect when
this time last week he was working on the bins? Mind you, he is
gorgeous so if she did want to chuck him out with the trash he could
always come and sit on my office desk here in the weekly updates
office.
There's
trouble for Natasha this week when Nick proposes and she accepts. So
far, so good except that Natasha was just about to reveal that she
wasn't pregnant. At their engagement party, Gail's jealously spills
over and she suspects there's more to Natasha than she's let on. Oh,
but there is. And so Gail logs into the medical centre computer to
look up Natasha's medical records and discovers that she isn't
pregnant after all and that she's had an abortion. Audrey catches her in the
act and warns Gail not only will she lose her job if anyone finds
out, but If she confronts Nick with the news, she'll lose her son
too.
Sophie
and Sian turn up this week, we see them working in a nasty kitchen
then living on the nasty floor of a nasty house. It's nasty.
Sophie's starting to feel homesick but Sian tells her if they go
home they'd be made to split up and so they have a hug and the
camera pans away. More of the same coming up.
And
that's just about that for this week.