Apr 4, 2011

 
Sorry, Glenda is away this week
 

Apr 11, 2011
 
Greetings and welcome to the Coronation Street Weekly Update. A bazillion thanks go to weekly update writers Karen, Janet and Richard who have done sterling work over the last three weeks. And very special thanks go to the wonderful Barry for writing the updates for the few weeks prior to that while I took an extended break. And now I'm back and raring to go so without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.

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The big story this week has been the wedding of sham and the wedding of shame. The sham wedding was Graeme's marriage to Xin, pronounced Sheen or Shin or Chin or Cheen or Zin or Gin, to secure a visa, prounced veeza, to allow her to stay in this country. Tina's not too happy when Graeme and Shin are pronounced husband and wife and she's even less best pleased when Graeme and his new bride Chin get to grips with the visa formalities and share a tender moment deciding what colour pen ink to use.

The other wedding, the wedding of shame was David's marriage to Kylie who is now Mrs Platt the younger. Gail did her best to bribe the bride with a used envelope full of cash, just like they do in The Sopranos, hoping Kylie would take a thousand pounds to do a runner. She did, straight to the tackiest dress shop she could find and spent the cash on a wedding outfit that knocks Gail sick then spends the rest of it on a Platt honeymoon to Tenerife. And I know I'm not the only Corrie fan to call it Tenerefee. For those who like to know these things, guests at the wedding included an unlikely comedy pairing of Sally and Kirk. Sally was in full wedding outfit mode complete with fascinator. Sally looked fascinating and it's fair to say that Kirk was fascinated. "I wish there was a Mrs. Kirk," he laments to Audrey at the reception in the Rovers over a wedding breakfast of Scotch egg and kebab.

Away from the Weatherfield weddings, there's disharmony at Underworld when Frank Foster wants his knicker order ready on time, as per contract, and Maria hasn't got a clue about managing the girls and Sean at the factory and it all goes a bit pants. This storyline bores me rigid, it really does. Maria is not a character I've ever admired. To have her cut hair in the salon was just about as much as I could stand but now she's in management at the factory and trying to round up the workforce with her voice so shrill I swear it's on a frequency that sets off the burglar alarm three doors down from us. And just where is that baby of hers when she's at work? Eh?

Elsewhere, Anna and Eddie are having trouble with little FayeE who's moved in with them for good. First off, FayeE nicks Fiz's handbag which has a load of nicked money in it that Fiz has procured from Joy Fishwick's will. Then, FayE tells Gary that she saw Eddie hit Anna. Eddie would never, could never, hurt a fly and would certainly never harm his loving wife. But the rot's started with FayE. "She needs psychiatrists and that, we're out of our depth," Eddie tells Anna and you know that he's right.

Now then, you know when the TV continuity announcer makes a stern statement before Corrie comes on that you're in for something special. So my ears pricked up when she gave a warning that Monday night's double episodes of Corrie would contain "some dramatic scenes of violence" and would come "with scenes of gun violence." Cor, I thought. Cor. What she really should have warned us about was that Corrie would contain some scenes of Big Jim McDonald acting a right eejit, so he does, which would have been more accurate, so it would. Unable to raise the cash to buy the Rovers, Jim gets a gun off his ex-jailmate, goes into the building society and demands some cash. He hands the bag over, points the gun, cries "Wun hundred and twenty thoysand poynds in the bag. Noy." Scared bank teller rings the alarm, cops surround the building, Liz cries on the phone, Jim declares his love for Elizabeth, there's much use of black and white CCTV footage, no doubt to hike up the tension a notch on the "dramatic scenes of violence" scale from ?zero' to ?a bit' , Jim gives himself up, Liz cries a bit more. What the point of that story was is anyone's guess but it was disappointing from beginning to end and a bit daft.

More interesting was the arrival of Roy Cropper's mum who turned up this week after attending the funeral of Roy's step-dad. Roy didn't go to the funeral, he didn't want anything to do with his step-dad. Roy's mum storms into the caf?, looks around and her first words are: "I knew this was a bad idea." Well it goes from bad to worse when she finds out that her boy Roy is now a married man and he hadn't breathed a word to his own mother about it.

And that's just about that for this week. It's nice to be back.

This week's writers Damon Rochefort, Julie Jones, Jayne Hollinson, Mark Wadlow and Joe Turner.Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at:
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Glenda Young
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Apr 19, 2011
 
Greetings and welcome to the Coronation Street Weekly Update.   I've moved house, can you tell?  I'm now sitting on a different carpet in a different room in a different town. But fear not, it's the same old drivel I'll be sending out each week. And so without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.
 
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Chesney and Katy are young and broke but they're in love, ladies and gentlemen and Katy's even got a little Chesney bun in th'oven too.  It'll come out with red hair and whinge.  They're worried about how they'll cope with a kid and no cash but they're already managing to look after the giant dog Schmeichel with a bucket load of dog food twice a day so they're clearly managing finances and feeding just right.  Having a baby's going to be a breeze.  Best line of the week was Chesney to Betty when he tried to get a drink in the Rovers. "I knew you when you were in short trousers," Betty told him to which he replied: "You knew Ken Barlow when he was in short trousers!"
 
Over at the factory, Maria walks out in a huff after slapping Carla across the chops when she finds out that Frank Foster's bought into Underworld.  Maria told Connor and Foster where to stick their gusset stitches. She even rang the cops to report Frank for the attempted rape too.  Go Mar-ee-ah, go Mar-ee-ah.
Jim's banged up in the Big House, so he is, with breeze block walls and memories of Elizabeth to keep him warm through the night.  Liz decides to leg it, there's nowt to stay for not now with Jim gone and no half-decent fellas on the radar.  She tells Steve and Becky she'll close up the bar and after they've gone to bed, she clears up the glasses one last time while a montage of voices play around the bar. It was done quite movingly. There was Alec Gilroy giving Liz her first job at the Rovers, there was Bet Lynch giving her fashion advice (neck line lower, hem line higher), there was Jim, and all the voices were a mix of soothing, caressing, arguing, flirting. And then she locked up and legged it in a cab, leaving a letter for Steve, a letter for Jim and a letter for little Amy. And with that Liz McDonald, her with roots as dark as your soul, left Corrie – for good?
 
Meanwhile, the war of the Websters  continues when Sally takes out an injunction against Kev preventing him access to his lottery winnings. There's a court hearing where the injunction's overturned – Kevin wins, Sally loses – but desperate to get his missus back Kevin gives Sally a cheque for the whole amount later, telling her he wants her back, loves her and always will.  Sally tells Kevin to stick his cheque and do one.
 
And finally this week, Roy's mum Sylvia gets her feet under the table at Roy's Rolls café.  She also gets her mighty frame behind the counter when she helps out a frantic Roy who's having a busy day and needs a spare pair of hands.  "Hmm… you don't look like the salad type," she muses to Tyrone when he pops in for a pie and chips.  Hayley offers her mum-in-law a lift home to her nursing home where she lives and although Sylvia isn't too keen on getting in the Woody, "It looks like summat you wind up!" Hayley drives her home.  However, the nursing home is rather down at heel and not the sort of place you'd want a relative living, if you had a say in such things and so Hayley alerts Roy when she gets back home.
 
And that's just about that for this week. 
 
This week's writers were Carmel Morgan, Mark Burt, John Kerr, Damon Rochefort and Debbie Oates.  Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at:
http://coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2008/11/exclusive-all-current-corrie-writers.html
 
Glenda Young
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Apr 26, 2011
 
Greetings and welcome to the Coronation Street Weekly Update. The weekly updates are a Royal Wedding-free zone. And so without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.
 
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Eddie Windass wants to start a new life in Germany, he feels he's been pushed out of his house by little Faye and he's got a point, you can see where he's coming from. Railroaded into adoption by Anna and then having to share his home with a little stranger was just too much for Eddie especially when he asked Anna to choose between him and Faye and she went and chose the wrong one.  The tears shed by Anna, Eddie and Gary when Eddie took his leave and departed for Deutschland looked real enough, and that's probably because they were.
 
Gail's fed up and decides to go job hunting. "I think I'd be good at counseling," she tells a not-too-convinced Audrey. "Everyone always tells me all their problems, I've got that sort of face." Instead she takes her sort of face, puts some slap on it and goes for an interview as bar manager at Nick's bistro. She won't get the job of course. Nick needs someone who can stay up all hours with the energy to run a trendy bar into the small hours till party o'clock, not his mum who falls asleep on the sofa during the ten o'clock news.
 
In the war of the Websters, Sally and Kevin go halves on Kev's lottery win which is music to Rosie's ears.  Will the Webster women spend, spend, spend? And what on, on, on?  Rosie wants to splash out on hair extensions and Sally wants a rattan patio set.  Kevin just wants his missus back.
 
Ridiculous story of the week has been John Stape going into meltdown and overdrive when he stops taking his tablets and does a runner.  He takes £500 from a cashpoint using Colin Fishwick's card and tries stuffing the wad of cash through Charlotte's parents' letterbox. They arrive home to catch him in the act, realize he's acting a bit weird but assume he's having a breakdown and still coping with his grief over losing his Charlotte. Anyway Fiz is at home having a fit about John's whereabouts and whatnots and finally gets a call from Charlotte's parents telling her that Colin is in their house and asking if she wants to go and collect him. No, she wants to throttle him but she turns up, pretends John's Colin and takes him home. John won't talk, can't explain his actions so Fiz thinks about ringing Charlotte's parents to find out what he's been up to and why he ended up in their house.
 
Over at Underworld, Frank gets arrested on the charge of attempted rape of Maria but is later released on lack of evidence. There's no doubt he's a nasty piece and it'll just be a matter of time until we all find that out but for now, he's keeping the factory afloat and the girls in a job.
 
Meanwhile, Eileen gets a nice surprise when son Todd returns with new bloke Jools in tow.  There are many reasons to dislike Jools so let us count the ways. He wears his jumper tied by the sleeves and slung around his neck. He is too posh for words. And his first words on arriving on the Street are: "Toddly, relax." That's right, Toddly.  So Jools and Toddly brighten up Eileen's day then ruin it with their fancy London ways, there's a class clash and chaos on the cobbles but it all ends well with a motherly hug, wrapped up with a warm glow for an Easter special episode.
 
Speaking of which, in that same episode as Toddly came up from London, Sean went south to that London to see son Dylan, whose mum you'll remember is Violet the barmaid who is partner of Jamie, him who slept with his step-mum Frankie Baldwin. Anyway, Jamie and Violet are going through a bad patch but that doesn't stop Sean taking Dylan out for the day with old-flame Marcus.  They stop for a coffee and ice-cream, conveniently in a café outside of the ITV Studio Building. What a coincidence. Use of on-location filming however didn't extend to Victoria Coach Station because as Sean was leaving that London to head back up north to Weatherfield on the bus, Marcus arrived with a big bunch of flowers.  But it was too late, the coach was leaving the depot and Sean didn't spot Marcus. As the credits rolled, we all sat there telling Marcus to run around the corner where the bus would drive past and he could shake his bouquet at Sean once again, but no, it didn't happen. And so Sean travelled back alone, not knowing that Marcus really loves him after all.
 
And finally this week, in another dull storyline, Xin and Graeme grow close ad Tina grows jealous.  Norris foolishly tells Mary about Xin's sham wedding for the visa and you just know she ain't gonna stay quiet with a secret that big.
 
And that's just about that for this week. 
 
This week's writers were Mark Burt, Julie Jones, Jayne Hollinson, Peter Whalley, Ellen Taylor, Jonathan Harvey.  Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at:
http://coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2008/11/exclusive-all-current-corrie-writers.html
Glenda Young
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