Coronation Street Weekly Updates
February 2012

 

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February 6, 2012
 
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It's the aftermath of Frank's rape trial this week. With Leanne away visiting their Toyah, Peter declares his love for Carla to Deirdre and his dad. Little Simon takes out his hurt and frustration over losing Leanne by acting up at school and he tells a teacher to stick a book “where the sun don't shine”.  And so the spirit of Blanche lives on.  He also runs around the Barlow house screaming. Little Amy follows suit, because when you're a kid, that's exactly what you do. And if I lived in that house, I'd run around screaming too.

 

At Roy's Rolls Milton eyes up Roy's till rolls and suggests they go into partnership to open a string of railway-themed restaurants called Beef Encounter.  But not even Milton's fancy-pants computer presentation complete with steam train noises and the suggestion that staff could dress up as signalmen, can turn Roy's head. He turns Milton's offer down flat, much to Sylvia's chagrin and he choo-choo-chooses to run Roy's Rolls just as he's always done.

 

Rosie's heading for life as a reality TV star after her pics are spotted in the Weatherfield Gazette and she gets a call from her agent to say she's wanted for a trial for Channel Totty-tv or something. This is after Rosie gets sacked from the Council as the face of the road safety campaign when she and Jason get frisky in his van and it hits another car on a road.  Jason also gets sacked when Owen finds out he was out in the van when he shouldn't have been and that he's crashed it too.

 

Over at Underworld, freaky Frank Foster offers Carla an offer she's tempted to take.  He wants the whole factory back and moves his workforce and mum in. Knowing it's unworkable, Carla thinks seriously about accepting Frank's offer for her share of the factory, even if it is insultingly low. But when she goes to tell him she'll sell, Frank's nasty little smirks and comments are too much to bear and she tells him to stick his knicker factory offer where the gusset don't shine. 

 

Back at the flat, Carla's now got hot and cold running man around the place when Carla and Peter, or as I like to call them by their celebrity name, CarPet, play house, leaving little Simon with Ken and Deirdre, or as I like to call them by their celebrity name, Ken and Deirdre.  Making breakfast for Carla, there was a lovely line from Peter, a variation on the old "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" chat up line: "Don't you keep your eggs in the fridge?"  Oh yes, Carla's eggs are very well chilled. 

 

At No. 13 Steve comes up with a plan so that he and Tracy can live under the same roof while living apart. He gets Owen to build a wall to convert the house into two flats. It's illegal of course but good fun to watch.  Tracy's living upstairs and Steve's down. He's very down when Tracy turns off the heating for the whole house but it's only because Steve had unplugged the lecky to stop Tracy playing her tapes really loudly upstairs. Some habits die hard. 

 

And finally, this week's "In The Back with Stella" award goes to Leanne and Peter who both succumbed to Saint Stella's siren call go through to the back.  I reckon that's where Gail's dad Ted Page is, and the kebab shop, we've not seen either for months.

 

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This week's writers were Jayne Hollinson, Ellen Taylor, Mark Wadlow, Debbie Oates and David Lane.  Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at
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Feb 13 2012
 
Greetings and welcome to the Coronation Street Weekly Update. And so without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.
 
 
Proving the spirit of Blanche Hunt lives on in the shape of a small boy with dark curly hair, little Simon plays a blinder this week. He tells Carla he hates her, as well as he might, and demands to know when mum Leanne's coming home. Peter tells him she's not coming back, which sets Simon off on another one, arms crossed, eyes stern and bottom lip trembling. Blanche would have been proud.

Eileen's desperate for a fella. Her fella Paul is desperate for a shoulder to cry on. And her fella Paul's wife is in desperate need of proper social care. It's a desperation situation, made worse when Paul's pipes burst. Paul and Lesley have nowhere to stay while their house is in a state of watery woe and so Eileen, poor desperate, lonely Eileen, invites them to come stay with her. She'll sort out Paul's pipes all right. As for Jason, he's turfed out of his room and goes to stay with Tina in her old flat.

And what's Tina doing in her old flat? She's moved out of Tyrone and Kirsty's house, unable to stand the horrid Kirsty. I'd have done the same thing, she's a nasty piece, Kirsty. So when Tommy spots Kirsty in town hugging another fella he tells Tyrone who assumes that his girlfriend is having a fling. He even wonders if the baby she's carrying is really his. Kirsty's upset and tells Tyrone she's not cheating on him, she was meeting her cousin to set up a Valentine surprise of a sports car for a day.

Another one without a Valentine is Jason after Rosie goes and moves to that London. He tells her he'll go with her but she wants to go alone. She's left Weatherfield to star in a reality TV show where she has to be single in order to compete for the hand of a rich, young bloke. This leaves a skint, young bloke called Jason alone on the Street with no one to play `Bedtime with the Beckhams' any more.

Unable to cope with the baby and the pressure of having to pay the rent at the bank, young Katy leaves the baby alone in the house. He's fine, this time, and she arrives home by the back door just as Chesney returns to the front, so Chesney's none the wiser, for now. It'll end in tears, just you wait and see.

It's Eva's birthday this week and St. Ella throws a back room bash in the pub. She lures in three generations of the Platt clan in the shape of Nick, Gail and Audrey and Gail hits the wine to become quite the giddy kipper. It's a lovely comic scene, even if Stella was in it, made better when Gail and St. Ella turn up wearing the same blouse. "And I'd just like to point out that I bought this shirt before it went in the sale," says Gail.

It could be the last time Gail gets tiddly on the wine though after she and Audrey have their blood pressure taken by Doctor Matt. Mind you, I'm sure Gail's BP went skywards when Dr Matt told her to roll up her sleeve. She's not had much male company in a while, has our Gail. Anyway, Doctor Matt tells the two ladies that their BP is too high and encourages them to do gentle exercise: "That's do-able" they think, and to lay off the booze: "Oh."

Roy's not best pleased with his mum after she seems to support Milton's plan of opening the Beef Encouter restaurant despite Roy's objections. But after Sylvia has a think on, she remembers the help and support Roy and Hayley have shown her and knows she can't go along with Milton and his daft plan.

Elsewhere this week, Julie is over the moon to discover she's with child, has a bun in the oven, is in the pudding club, and is going to be a mum. Brian's gob-smacked and we viewers are confused because we've all just watched a lovely scene where Brian tells Ken he's had the snip.

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This week's writers were Peter Whalley, Damon Rochefort and Jonathan Harvey. Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at
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Feb 20 2012
 
Greetings and welcome to the Coronation Street Weekly Update. And so without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.
 
 
Julie's pregnant and loved up but when she tells Brian about the baby, he pulls a sniffy face, walks away and tells her he hopes that she has a nice life. Julie's now pregnant and confused. Brian reveals that he thinks she's been playing away because he's had the snip, the big V. Julie – you'll remember - is pregnant and confused and now she's upset that Brian could believe she'd have a fling with a fella. The two of them go to the docs where Doctor Carter confirms that the snip, the big V, isn't always a success and tests can be done to prove Brian's the dad. Julie – you'll recall – is pregnant, confused and upset but this piece of news has made her happy too.
 
At Roy's Rolls, Sylvia prepares to leave and swap the Street for the States when Milton offers to whisk her away, away, away down South to Dixie. "I've got a first class ticket for a first class dame," he croons and it's enough to turn Sylvia's head, a little anyway. She breaks the news to Roy, hoping that he'll say he doesn't want her to go, but he doesn't, not Roy. Even though he is hoping that she'll stay. "Just say the word and I'll stay," she says - but the word remains unsaid. And so she goes although it's what neither mum nor son want. She leaves and she goes without a hug or a hold, just a handshake from Roy. And then she comes back. "I can't be doing with faucets and closets and pants, not at my age," she moans and gripes about American life. Roy smiles, Sylvia's happy and the good ship Roy's Rolls gets back on an even keel.
 
It's been Valentine's this week and cupid's arrow should have shot straight through Kirsty's head and knocked her off the cobbles for good. Instead it urged Tyrone on to propose to Krazy Kirsty and Krazy Kirsty, knowing a soft touch when she sees one, says yes. So Tommy moved out and in with Tina and Jason in the flat above the wherever the flat is. Tommy's trying to give Tina the glad-eye but she's not having it, not until St. Ella of the Rovers pushes Tina into Tommy's direction and by then it's too late. Tommy's been chatted up and kissed by a blonde piece who's got trouble with her exhaust.
 
Lewis the charming cad returned this week and knocked Audrey's romantic socks off, again. But is he a changed man or just playing her for a fool, again? She bumps into him accidentally when out jogging with Gail, in a wonderful comic scene with mother and daughter power-walking up dale and down. When they needed a rest a pub came into view and so in they went, and so did Lewis too. Ooh, that sentence rhymed. At first Lewis pretends he's his own twin brother but is outed by the barman who calls him by his name. And then he sends flowers to Audrey and tries to win her back using every charming caddish trick in the book. More potent still, it's every charming caddish trick in Lewis' little black book. He even pays Peter the money he nicked from last time around. Deirdre is less forgiving and thumps Lewis by the pumps when she spots him in the pub. It wasn't a bad thump as it happens.
Chesney's so shocked by his mate Big Garth at the market being able to eat a whole French stick for lunch that he's not noticed Katy isn't coping with the baby. She's coping so badly that she leaves the baby alone and not just the once. The second time she leaves him, she drags in little Fay(e) to babysit and that's when it all goes horribly wrong. Fay(e) decides to grill cheese on toast which quickly turns into cheese on fire. And then she manages to lock herself out of the house while the fire rages and the baby cries inside. Fay(e) runs to get Owen who breaks down the door, saves the baby and turns off the grill. The cheese, I'm afraid, has had it. Not even St. Ella could have saved the cheese and I'm surprised they didn't get her, instead of Owen, to save the baby. She's not saved the life of a baby – not yet.
 
Over at Underworld, there's more bitching than stitching as Frank winds Carla up summat rotten and she loses a big order ‘cos of his wiley ways. The sooner he's killed off, the better.
 
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This week's writers were Julie Jones, Mark Burt, Simon Crowther and Chris Fewtrell. Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at: http://coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2008/11/exclusive-all-current-corrie-writers.html

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February 27, 2012
 
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The vultures are circling around Frank Foster's head because he's getting killed off next week. Which means this week all the usual suspects are being lined up and given motives for knocking off freaky Frank.  I suggest it was Sally in the dark with the candlestick when she finds out Frank's having a fling with Jenny Sumner.  Or could it be Peter Barlow in the bookies with a dagger when he finds out Frank's reported Barlow's Bookies for fraud after Peter refused to pay out on Karl's betting slip. Or maybe it's Miss Carla Scarlett with the gun that does Frank in for being a beast.  Or Prof Kevin Webster who plum goes and kills him in the garage with the spanner.  And it can't be Mrs Peacock because Corrie killed her off. Your guess is as good as mine but if I was making a bet at Barlow's Bookies, my money would be on Frank's mum Anne.

 

Now that Carla and Peter (CarPet)'s relationship is out in the open, their life takes on the mundane, everyday tasks that need doing and in Carla's case, this means taking care of little Simon. She takes to motherhood as well as a duck takes to train driving, and in this particular duck's case, he does not drive that train very well. Carla's a bit tipsy from an afternoon tipple when she goes to pick up Simon from school and he wants nowt to do with this new woman in his dad's life. So Carla drags Simon away from the school gate by pulling on his arm. He tells Leanne and Peter that Carla's hit him but eventually he has to come clean.

 

Over at Steve and Tracy's house, Steve tells his missus he's moving out to live alone in the Streetcars flat. Tracy assumes this means she's getting No. 13 all to herself but she's assumed wrong when Steve moves the wonderful Beth and her even more wonderful son Craig in the house with her. Beth sets her sights on Steve, thinking there's chemistry between them and Tracy does her best to encourage this, knowing full well that Steve will run a mile. Beth dolls herself up, lays the charm on as thick as her make-up and does her best to seduce Steve when they're alone in the house. Steve's terrified but  in a wonderful comic scene he manages to wriggle free, this time any road. Beth's an excellent addition to Coronation Street and her ever-silent, ever-eating son Craig, played by young actor Colson Smith, is comedy gold. And all this with Craig's pet rat, Darryl too.

 

The stress of new motherhood forced Katy into running away last week and this week she meets up with sister Izzy in a  park. There's talk of their mum who left them when they were kids and Katy's afraid she'll end up just like her. Izzy assures her she won't and lends a supportive hand, enough to get Katy to return to Ches and the babe.  Now that post-maternal laundry has been aired, washed and dried, Anna and Owen do their best to help Katy and Chesney by looking after baby Joseph.  Owen hopes this will get him back into Anna's good books and her good pants, but Anna's more steely that that. Although even her heart must have melted just a little when Owen built a fairy grotto around the garden pond for little Fay(e).

 

Pointless story of the week was Tommy going on a date with the blonde bimbo from last week. It's all a ploy to get Tommy and Tina together, which let's face it, I hope happens because that boy needs a storyline as much as a duck needs a new train to drive.

 

And that's just about that for this week.  Remember, sign up to get these spam-free Corrie weekly updates by email at http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/corrieweeks/

 

This week's writers were Ellen Taylor, Peter Whalley, David Lane, Chris Fewtrell and Simon Crowther. Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at:

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Glenda Young
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