Coronation Street Weekly Updates
March 2012


Mar 5 2012

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And so without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.

   

Frank Foster's dead. He's been killed, he is deceased, he is no more. He is dead. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. But whodunnit? And whydatheydoit? Could it be Peter "I'll kill him stone cold dead. If ever a man deserved to die, it's him"Barlow? Or maybe it's Kevin "I'll kill him, I'll rip him apart with me bare hands"Webster?  Or maybe it's Sally, Carla or Michelle. Those are the five suspects thrown at us by ITV but we Corrie fans think we're smarter than that for we think it could be Frank's mum Anne who's done her boy in, or his new lover Jenny. Will we be right? We'll have to wait and see.  Actually I know but I'm not allowed to tell you. Insert evil laugh here. Mind you, I'll say this for myself, I am open to bribes.  Insert another evil laugh and a wink thrown in for free.

 

Before Frank got killed, Peter started drinking again, heavily again, after a visit from a guy from the Gambling Commission intent on checking the books at the bookies. Peter offers to make him a cuppa. "Sugar?"he asks. "No thanks,"Gambling man replies. "Sweet enough, eh?"jokes Peter and without missing a beat Gambling man goes: "No, Type 2 Diabetes."Ouch.

 

So Peter's having problems caused by Frank and hits the booze again. Carla comes to his aid and joins him in with a whisky or ten and the two of them get inebraet.. inerbreiated… very drunk together and are wonderful to watch. They're horrible drunks, nasty drunks the pair of them, fighting over a whisky bottle just as Leanne walks in: "Oh, so this is love, is it?"

Carla tells Frank she'll sell him the bleedin' factory just to get rid of him out of her life and she signs the contracts thinking she'll be getting a load of work that's been promised from Jenny Sumner. But it's all a load of pants as Carla finds out that Jenny's double-crossed her in the gusset game, she was after Frank all along, not Carla's frillies.

 

Then Sally breaks the news to the factory girls that they're going to be out of work once Frank rules the Underworld so everyone's got reason to hate him. But which one killed him? Go on then, have a guess. 

 

Away from murder and mayhem there's been some bonding over pottery going on at Number 13 when Ken and Deirdre meet Beth's son Craig.  And he spoke! To Deirdre! About pots!

 

Over at the Bistro Lewis goes in for a meal. "Table for one,"he asks Gail. "Table for one what?"she snarls back.  He's up in court for the money fraud he committed last time he was around and gets community service but Audrey's still giving him the glad eye, even if he is wearing a high-vis jacket  with graffiti remover running down his legs. Nick's  also taken with the cad's charm after Lewis is suave and sophisticated around the Weatherfield Gazette restaurant reviewer and Nick offers Lewis a job. Lewis is now the Bistro meeter and greeter in Coronation Streeter.

 

In the Rovers, one of them wide-screen, huge-arse telly's go up on the wall, the sort of telly that needs a wide-screen, huge-arse satellite dish to sit on the roof of the pub. The only people happy about any of this is Karl who ordered it and Tez the TV man who put it up for a free pint and a glance down Sunita's top at the bar.  None of the punters are happy to have to shout above the volume of the new telly and it causes interference on Ken and Deirdre's TV next door. There's nowt worse.

 

And that's just about that for this week.  Remember, sign up to get these spam-free Corrie weekly updates by email at http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/corrieweeks/

 

This week's writers were Damon Rochefort, John Kerr, Martin Allen, Jonathan Harvey, Joe Turner.  Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at:

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Glenda Young
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March 12, 2012
 
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And so without any further ado, here we go with this week’s Coronation Street update.

 

Frank’s body's found stone cold dead on the factory floor and the police are all over the place. There's lights flashing, cops swarming and Norris gawping.  He's even handing out bon-bons in exchange for gossip from anyone who knows anything, but nobody does.  Carla's hauled to the cop shop as her fingerprints are found all over the whisky bottle that's been used to kill Frank.  Mind you, her fingerprints can be found all over most of the whisky bottles in the north-west.  Unable to bear that Carla might have murdered Frank, Peter turns himself in to the rozzers and tells them he did it and that's when things turned a bit Spartacus in our house. "I am Frank Foster's killer".  "No, I am Frank Foster's killer," well you get the gist.  I had to open a new packet of gypsy creams, the tension was that high.   Frank's mum Anne is beside herself with worry as the contract Frank signed to buy Carla's Underworld shares has gone missing.  Turns out Michelle nicked it from Frank's briefcase before he was killed and she had it all the time. She gives it to Carla who burns it, leaving the factory in her capable hands for the time being, anyroad.

 

Best story of the week, for this fan, has been Dennis proposing to Rita. Or rather, Rita letting Dennis know she wanted to be proposed to. And so he asked and she said yes.  Norris turns rather sniffy about the whole thing, as you knew he would,  he's jealous of course and wonders if he'll go to the wedding. "I'm hardly Dennis' best man," he mopes to Rita, "No," she tells him, "But you are mine." And with that she gives Norris a little note pad to write down his jottings for his wedding speech. Norris gives her a lovely look, puts the little note pad back on the Kabin shelf and takes a much larger one instead. A lovely little scene.  At their engagement party at the Bistro, Dennis makes a smashing speech about how he and Reet met all those years ago. "To Rita Littlewood," he says, raising his glass. "Who sang and danced and was the apple of my eye." To Rita, indeed, and long may she reign.

 

Over at the Rovers, Karl's new satellite dish causes havoc with radio reception at Streetcars. No one likes the new telly apart from Karl, and Stella tells him to take it down, but he won't, not just yet.  He nips out one night to the casino and takes Sunita along for the ride. Karl doesn't tell Stella and Sunita doesn't tell Dev.  It'll just end in tears, you know.  It's clear that Karl's in some sort of gambling debt too and he tries to fiddle Rita out of more money for her engagement party at the Rovers than Rita wants to pay. But you can't pull the wool over Big Red's eyes and she gives him short shrift, telling him "Party's off!".

 

At Nick's Bistro, money goes missing from the till and everyone assumes that Lewis has stolen it, but he hasn't. It's money that Eva's taken from the till to go shopping for food. Gail and Nick turn on Lewis and even Audrey's not best pleased to think she was starting to trust Lewis and then he goes and nicks from Nick's. But when she finds out he didn't, well, she gets that glint in her eye again and pops round to his for a canoodle on the candlewick.

 

Eileen's doing her utmost to keep her fella sweet but it ain't easy when her fella's wife is living with them, even if she doesn't know where she is half the time. Because the other half of the time, she does, and therein lies Eileen's problem.  I'm loving this storyline because it's exposing Eileen's need, greed and selfishness for a man, any man, while highlighting how devastating Alzheimer's Disease can be, not just for the person who's suffering from it but also for their family and friends.

 

And that's just about that for this week.  Remember, sign up to get these spam-free Corrie weekly updates by email at http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/corrieweeks/

 

This week's writers were Mark Wadlow, Jayne Hollinson, Jan McVerry and Simon Crowther.  Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at:

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Glenda Young
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March 19, 2012
 
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Greetings and welcome to the Coronation Street Weekly Update.

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And so without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.

   

Big story of the week has been the reveal of Frank Foster's killer. I like the way this story's been done because for a long time I figured it was his mum Anne who'd done him in and then Corrie bring in Jenny Plot-Device which threw me completely. It doesn't take much, not at my age. And then Jenny disappears and his mum Anne goes berserk, apologising to Carla for her son raping her and then she tries to kill Carla with a huge kitchen knife. You never know where you are with that Anne one.  But it's Sally who first finds out that Anne's a murdering mum and as she tries to run from Anne's bedroom after Frank's funeral, she slips and falls on the landing carpet, knocking herself unconscious on the banister. Downstairs, Carla's pleading with Anne to Put The Knife Down as Kevin, wondering where his wife's gone, sneaks in through Anne's garage door and ends it for Anne. Carla calls 999, asks for an ambulance for Sally, an arresting copper for Anne and a bottle of whisky for herself.

 

At Nick's Bistro, Lewis gets his job back as meeter and greeter on Coronation Streeter and everyone's happy, especially Audrey who is back together with Lewis but having to keep it quiet. So when Gail and David snarl at the news that Lewis is back working for Nick, Audrey has to do a pretend snarl too while giving Lewis the glad-eye and a cheeky wink.

 

Over at the Rovers, Karl and Sunita flirt across the pumps as money goes missing from the Rovers' till.  Stella accuses all her staff of nicking dosh and upsets everyone, but it's Karl who's taken the money to pay off his gambling debts.  Sunita knows that's what's happened but she keeps quiet. And in return for her silence, Karl gives Sunita a kiss up the ginnel.  Oh, how I love slipping that one into an update.

 

Bacon barm Brian is a healthy-eating hypocrite as he berates Kylie for bringing in chips for Max at school and then gorges himself on a pie and a pint in the pub.  Kylie's not best pleased having Brian tell her what she can and can not feed her son for school lunch and when Brian sticks his butty in about it, he ends up with chips and peas all down his front. He marches off home, covered in grease and green peas and Kylie decides to take Max out of school to teach him at home, where she can feed him all the chips his little heart desires. Until it clogs up, of course.

 

Meanwhile, Leanne tells Peter she's going for custody of little Simon as he's clearly too drunk to take care of his son. Whether Leanne is doing this out of the goodness of her heart for what she feels for little Simon or out of the badness of her heart for what she feels against Peter running off with Carla, well, it's all kind of mixed up right now.

 

And finally this week, Tina asks Tommy out on a date. A proper date, requiring a wash, a clean shirt and with dinner and everything.

 

And that's just about that for this week.  Remember, sign up to get these spam-free Corrie weekly updates by email at http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/corrieweeks/

 

This week's writers David Lane, Chris Fewtrell, Mark Wadlow and Jayne Hollinson.  Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at:

http://coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2008/11/exclusive-all-current-corrie-writers.html

Glenda Young
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March 26, 2012
 
GOT KINDLE? GET CORRIE!
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Greetings and welcome to the Coronation Street Weekly Update.

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Find out more about the Coronation Street Weekly Updates and why they've been written for th'internet since 1995 at http://www.corrieweeklyupdates.btinternet.co.uk

And so without any further ado, here we go with this week's Coronation Street update.

   

News of Anne being Frank's killer spreads more quickly than a piece of silky knicker along a factory floor.  Sally comes out of her Corrie coma and gets a visit from Carla which would have scared the living daylights out of me if I'd been laid up unconscious in a hospital bed only to come to and see that hair, that lippy grinning down at me.  But Sally seems appreciative and the two women form a very peculiar bond at the bedside.

 

Sunita got stonking drunk and ended up dancing on the roof of a car before the cops carted her off. Did husband Dev help his wife? Did he even pick her up from the cop shop? No he did not. He took himself home and declared himself humiliated for all is not well in the Alahan house.  Amber left this week after she threw a massive party in the house while Dev and Sunita were out and then wouldn't apologise for her behaviour. Dev was hoping Sunita would apologise to his daughter but neither lady was for turning and so Amber left. Again. I didn't much care for Amber version 2. I liked Amber version 1 and let's hope when she returns to Corrie one day, for she will as they always do, it'll be Amber version 3 with added bits of nice.   Anyway, it's Karl who picks up Sunita from the cop shop after she's let off with a caution to not be drunk and disorderly in future and in the cab on the way home, Sunita and Karl share a kiss. Just a small kiss, and a very drunken one at that, but it was a kiss nonetheless.

 

Audrey and Lewis are well and truly back together and now everyone knows as their secret is out.  Wanting to spend the day with Lewis eating bacon butties and curled up on the sofa, Audrey throws a sickie and rings in sick to David with a cough in her throat and despair in her tone. David falls for it but Gail thinks summat's up and insists they go round to Audrey's house to see how she is. And that's when they spot Lewis there and Audrey has to come clean. Gail and David aren't best pleased and Gail tells Audrey that if she's stepping back out with Lewis, she never wants to speak to her mother again.  It fair upsets Audrey, who tells Lewis the best thing to do is act like two grown-ups, be the adults they are and do something mature - like run away on a round-the-world cruise. Lewis, you'll notice, doesn't say no.  But for Audrey to get the money for the cruise, she needs David to sign the salon back over to her so that she can get the bank to release some funds. David refuses and Gail backs him up while Nick tries to act as peacemaker, and fails. Wonder if Boutris Boutris Ghali would have had more luck?

 

Over at Tracy's house, she's chucking a mental when she finds out that Beth's son Craig has smashed her favourite bottle of perfume and his pet rat's running amok in her bread bin. Well, you can see why she'd be upset.  She's so upset she storms all the way into town and spends money she doesn't have on new stuff she doesn't need. Ken's had enough of his wayward step-daughter and goes drinking in the Rovers, and not just for a half, he goes for a pint - so you know things are bad. Over his pint, he gets chatting to Steve who jokes that if Ken ever needs to get away from Tracy and Deirdre he can always move into his flat with him.  And that's exactly what Ken does, just as soon as he staggers home to tell Deirdre and Tracy he's sick to the back teeth of them both and staggers out again with his suitcase packed full of pullovers and some nice cardigans too.

 

And that's just about that for this week.  Remember, sign up to get these spam-free Corrie weekly updates by email at http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/corrieweeks/

 

This week's writers Martin Allen, Jonathan Harvey and Damon Rochefort.  Find out more about the Coronation Street writing team at:

http://coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2008/11/exclusive-all-current-corrie-writers.html

Glenda Young
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