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KINDLE... Coronation Street weekly update JANUARY 21 2013 The stage is
set for the Weatherfield wedding of woe as Kirsty and Tyrone head to the
church. Tyrone should never have walked up the aisle, he should have run,
run fast and run far away. But no, walked up the aisle he did with Kirsty
by his side and Fiz at the back in a pew. Phew. Kirk had done a brilliant
job of being best man: “Your wedding day is the best day of my life,” he
tells mate Tyrone, keeping the groom to schedule because “it all kicks off
at When the
vicar got to the part about do you take this woman and do you take this
man, Tyrone said ‘I Do’ while Kirsty most definitely didn’t. Instead, she
took out Tyrone’s secret phone, the one Julie found down the sofa on
Kirsty’s hen night, and read out texts instead of her vows, proving
Tyrone’s adultery before they’d even wed. But whose
phone was Kirsty reading those texts from, the congregation wondered? Even Sally, who was oddly
fascinator-less at the do, was agog. Agog. “I know, let’s ring it,”
smirked Kirsty as Fiz’s phone started up. She got it with a buzz and she
got it with a ring and when Kirsty told her that her number was up, she
got a ding-a-ling. But alas,
it looks like Tyrone’s getting a ding-a-ling too when Kirsty tells him
she’s not finished with him yet, not by a long chalk.
Over at
Nick’s Bistro, Lewis get Gail into trouble by changing her order for
bottles of olive from 5 to 500 just before she emails the order from
nick.tilsley@nicksbistro.co.uk (yes, I paused the live action to check
it). Nick’s not best pleased
with his mum, which was Lewis’ plan after all, and Lewis goes straight in
for the kill, wooing Gail with empty promises and platitudes about nasty
Nick. And in return , Gail wants passion. She coos, she whispers, she
chucks herself at Lewis but Lewis pushes her away, telling her he wants
their first time to be special, not upstairs under her floral BHS duvet
that needs a good wash. Elsewhere
this week, there’s more nonsense at Underworld when Carla finds out Rob’s
hacking into the knicker factory diary to steal their business and so she
sets herself up as, hang on a minute as this is all too dull for words, it
just goes round and round, doesn’t it? Oh yeah, and then Rob got into a
taxi with Tracy which is soap shorthand for saying he’ll soon be the
father of her unborn child and will soon be eating dessert from Deirdre’s
phallic jelly mould.
Seaking of
unborn babies, Kylie tells David she’s going to keep the baby although she
still doesn’t know who the father really is. She doesn’t tell him that
bit, of course, that’s her secret with Nick. Well, it is for now, but
it’ll be all over the place soon, it’s too good a secret to be kept quiet
for long. Finally,
there’s more unborn babies at th’ospickle when Tina goes for a scan with
Gary and Izzy looking on, proud parents to be, sort of, in a roundabout
way. They all stare at the
screen from the ultrasound. “Is that a hand?” asks
And that's
just about that for this week. Remember, you can sign up to get these
Corrie weekly updates by email at http://www.corrie.net/updates/weekly/subscribe.htm This week's writers were Joe
Turner, Jonathan Harvey, Peter Whalley, Mark Burt. Find out all about the Coronation
Street writing team at http://coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2008/11/exclusive-all-current-corrie-writers.html
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